mycashtonsandwich
We're Alright Though
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mycashtonsandwich · 2 years ago
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thinking about this again
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mycashtonsandwich · 2 years ago
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A particularly nasty side to antisemitism — it’s been part of Ye’s message recently though it is by no means unique to him — is this implication that they’re just the ones saying out loud what the rest of us are thinking. And I just want to say, unequivocally, fuck you. You don’t get to claim me. You don’t get to use me as a bullet against people I care about. It’s not what I think, and I’m confident it’s not what any of my friends think because if I wasn’t confident, they wouldn’t be my friends. I’m not silently agreeing with you — I’m VOCALLY disagreeing with you. Your beliefs are pathetic. Go fuck yourself.
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mycashtonsandwich · 2 years ago
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mycashtonsandwich · 2 years ago
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mycashtonsandwich · 2 years ago
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hey (with the intentions to assemble all of your ikea furniture for fun while you drink a glass of wine and admire me)
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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guys I've been thinking..... why did uptown funk do that to us. why did it cause a collective manic episode every time it came on. you know how ppl joke about them putting crack in certain songs???? they put crystal meth in uptown funk
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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*5 minutes into watching anything* yeah i don’t have the attention span for this chief
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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podcasts are the dumbest thing ever if I’d want to hear people talk about complete nonsense I’d talk to myself
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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Ain't nothing wrong with small titties.
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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don’t ever mention the term ‘open relationship’ around me i will immediately stab you
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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A woman's place is on the battlefield
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mycashtonsandwich · 3 years ago
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shout out to evil women with huge tits
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