mybrainisthickerthanmyass
mybrainisthickerthanmyass
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 months ago
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I won’t be using this account anymore. It was a spam account that I stopped using anyways, but the header image is of my dog and the counterpart to this account on instagram is also my dog, and she passed away recently so I’m just not going to be posting here.
Of course, my usual account, @11ofcrows will be active still, after a grieving period. Follow me there if you don’t already
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 1 year ago
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This is still true. I’ve been a Beidou main for 2.5 years, she’s my favorite cosplay to do, and next month I’ll be meeting her English VA on my birthday 🫔
Sometimes I think about how the person who got me in to Genshin Impact basically said ā€œYou should play Genshin, I feel like you would be a Beidou mainā€ and my spiteful ass was like ā€œyou know nothing about me I’ll main who I wantā€ and started playing and within a week I got Beidou and she hasn’t left my first spot since
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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I made my therapist get choked up and cry a little on our second session and now I’m scared she’s gonna tell me I have to find a different therapist because I’m making her sad 😬
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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Has this been done yet
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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What mental illness makes you have to add more info in parentheses with every fucking message I send to people wtf why can’t I stop I send so many
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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Idk why the popular posts on my account are making me laugh, also half of them are/have Kafka which honestly valid
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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saw this weird bug on the wall can anybody tell me what it is ? thanks
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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if you behave like this on tumblr i'm killing you with rocks
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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One of these things is not like the others
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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me when me and my friends do something together that I love or asked them to do and they actually want to do it cause they like it and don't only do it so I shut up:
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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No this is the most accurately drawn runner duck I’ve ever seen
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may have fucked up on this runner duck you guys
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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The they in my pronouns be getting louder and making me want to change my name but I’m also too attached to Jewel I can’t do that but also what if I just had two names but also why can’t I just make a decision and stick with it
You feel?
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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Sorry it took me so long my gf was over for the weekend so I just got a chance to look at this! So cute thank you for tagging me! 🄰
Anyone else is welcome to join too!
WOWIE FIRST TIME STARTING A PICREW CHAIN BC I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE
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MAKE YOURSELF A CATSONA WITH THIS CUTE PICREW !!!
@mishkakagehishka @catboyknots @nightingale-memoir @hxneylavendxr @catzakis @mutsuowo @bluestbluejay @niicookie @acanthemp3 and lol i won't tag every mutual so that you other mfs have some left to tag in yours
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mybrainisthickerthanmyass Ā· 2 years ago
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i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die
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