Bow down to your new leader
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I would pay to sit next to this distinguished gentleman
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“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.”
— Alan Moore
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“I am all that I never wanted to be.”
- Unknown
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“The sad truth is that the truth is sad.”
- Lemony Snicket
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The other day my mom's friend was telling me she was trying to kill a bumblebee.
I was like "oh my God, don't kill bumblebees!! they're BUMBLEBEES! we need them!!"
she was all, "well it tried to sting my grandson"
as if she thought I was going to favor killing a bumblebee for a human child's sake. 😆
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