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reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

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You know who we don’t make fun of enough? Those dudes who can’t cook and don’t wash their asscracks but are convinced that they’d be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

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little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

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Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

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i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets

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being with animals is so healing and joyous…they deserve all the love in the world

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just trying to do my bestpacito here

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bears are seriously underrated i love those resourceful creatures they have some peak fishing and gathering skills

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