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Be a nasty sweet romantic kinky girlfriend
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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
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fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
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*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a gay night.
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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
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“Human, I see you are trapped in my butt warming machine.”
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venus just entered cancer. have fun trying to repress your strong romantic impulses until the 26th
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