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"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

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I understand hamsters bc when I open minecraft survival mode i immediately see a red string that connects me to my gruesome and unnecessary demise and I follow it like orders from god

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Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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i love dandadan because like. it's a commentary on trauma and the importance of family. it's fucking full of history and classics references. it's got a literally-and-metaphorically strong female lead with a boy tacked on. it's about how hurt people hurt people, the exploited lower classes, and how war is a horrible thing that does nothing but ruin lives. it's a thriller; it's a romcom; it's a love letter to science fiction.

this entire package is delivered via fetch quest for some poor castrated mfer's balls.

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

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Chilluju a pak si vzpomenu že bude generace která nezažila rohlík za korunu padesát

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hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

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compilation of this type of post

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shout out to every single trans usamerican who spent today jerking off instead of doomscrolling. your mind is powerful beyond compare. your commitment unflappable