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when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

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Sunshine all the time makes a desert.

Arab proverb (via fyp-philosophy)

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7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

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keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

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why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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this had me weak

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This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

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Winona Ryder speaks out about her struggles with depression and anxiety

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how butter was invented

Me, back in the old days: what if we just take some milk and beat the shit out of it

someone normal: What? Why?

Me: *makes butter*

someone normal: Holy shit

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I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren that this is how we accomplished world peace

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guy: haha soo what turns you on? ;)

me: the rohirrim charge in lord of the rings - the return of the king (2003)

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Germans welcoming Syrian refugees upon their arrival in Germany

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why is being alive so expensive