do u ever look at ur body and regret all the junk food you’ve ever eaten but then proceed to eat more junk food to comfort urself
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travel
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Person: You're surprisingly mature for a teenager.
Slytherin: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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explore
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by Pascal Campion
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you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”
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person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
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How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.
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laptopped:
imagine banana with any other vowel
bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny
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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on
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I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you
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