my-little-bologna

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trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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Drink a pot of coffee

Eat AT LEAST two bananas

Go wage the kind of war on your toilet that threatens break the Genova convention.

I promise you will feel better after

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Guys quick! God is distracted! Commit some mortal sins!

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I'm gonna run next to the pool AND I'm gonna do a cannonball 🚷🖕🏻💦

Guys quick! God is distracted! Commit some mortal sins!

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Someone tell Apollo to fire up his dodgeball

I have a weird feeling that the next shooter won't miss

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kurt cobain lookalike kills self with shotgun in front of child's birthday party

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People who have not seen the video and are voting in each one getting progressively more and more confused as to why the square hole keeps winning like

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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GOOD CAKE

GUYS

MADE GOOD CAKE

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Private Vasquez in Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron

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I thought they were going to fuck

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Poor guy must have a cold

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never getting that sentence out of my mind... 😔