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i'm engaging in the ancient tradition of pretending there's an ancient tradition to engage in

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Dave McKean - Cages

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i really love the way charlotte brontë writes her male love interests bc for the a-tier ones she always has her heroines be like "he's a weird ugly mean little freak absolutely DRIPPING with rizz and i NEED him carnally" and for the b-tier ones they're always like "finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes 🤮🤮"

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Mia Wasikowska in Jane Eyre (2011)

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Jane Eyre knitting: I was just a baby when you locked Bertha in the attic lol isn't that funny

Rochester so hard he can't see straight: can you sttab me with thuose

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jane eyre should’ve ended with jane and rochester getting married and then jane locking him in the attic for prolonged periods of time while the novel framed her as righteous and romanticized it

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i love how in every other chapter of jane eyre she's like "do not get me wrong this guy is NOT hot. in fact he's actually a bit ugly. here are a list of his physical defects in order from least to most glaring. i still kinda think he's cute though 🥰"

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Some historically accurate Claudia outfits💞🪡

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Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.

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Now we're getting into sw territory, starting with this Hera from a few months back!

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Talking about racism always summons at least one white person who feels the need to be like "I was racist once" like ok man. Thanks

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inevitably in ahsoka season 2 ezra will run into a problem he would ordinarily solve by crawling through some vents, but he will soon realize that he is no longer small enough. which is when he will turn to jacen.

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they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people