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A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

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Mystical Hand Embroidery Art on Collars by Mina Sewell Mancuso

Toronto-based artist Mina Sewell Mancuso created handmade detachable shirt collars inspired by alchemy, the occult and anything esoteric. Each piece is embroidered on cotton and meticulously illustrated to showcase the artist’s skill and strangely beautiful designs. You can find these and other designs on her Etsy shop. 

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Lawyer: What’s her name?

Me: Objection Your Honour

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Twist: Jared Leto is behind the clown attacks because he’s still trying to “maintain” character.

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[danny devito voice] charlie

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THIS

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*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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my new year’s resolution is to stop

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what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

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beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing