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r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

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bill dickey fancast, no i'm not taking opinions at this time

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I ordered sushi yesterday because I didn’t have the forethought to make a lunch.

My coworker and I placed it and then I forgot about it. DoorDash is on my Naughty Apps list for constantly sending notifications begging for attention, so I have them turned off.

So it was very belatedly that I checked the status and saw there was a message.

A lot of messages in fact.

I looked down and literally just saw “Tell no one,” as a white man in his fifties strolled in with a backward cap. When I told him I was just seeing the messages he said, “Yeah, check it out, that text chain is lit.”

No one has ever received a five star rating more quickly than that man.

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You Were My Joker That Night

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what's the best bug, in your o' pinion

computer bug, so mom has to stop working and pet me

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losing my shit over this

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Hell yeah i do this

ignore the low quality

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

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hes not very smart innit

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Comic of Bills mom lol

(She hates her kids so much it’s unbelievable)

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sorry i just had to

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ms paint study from 2021