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Oh no, no! Its okay! I-I thought you were dead. I-I mean of course, you're not dead! How could you be dead? I-I wouldn't have killed you! I-I didn't kill you. I-I mean of cour- I-I, of course, I didn't kill anybody! I didn't, i- it was all a joke! Of course it was all a joke! Were you in on this? Did Damien put you up to this? Of course he did! Damien, where are you you rapscalion? Where are you? Celine? Oh its time to come out now! Ah! It was good it was good, you almost had me! Ha ha! Celine?- William J. Barnum/The Colonel

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"Now correct me if I'm wrong but, you and the mayor now each other right? He's a good man that one! We've been fast friends for as long as I can remember. Now there came a time when I could've said the same thing about Mark but...ah well. Best not to speak ill of the dead."- William J Barnum/The Colonel

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"Well I'm off to the grounds to see if I can catch a whiff of the old bag of bones, eh?"

- The Colonel-Who Killed Markiplier

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"Life needed a bit of madness, but why should Death be any different?"

- Wilford Warfstache/The Colonel- Wilford Motherloving Warfstache

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"Fear of the name only increases the fear of the thing itself ."

Hermione Granger- Harry Potter

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"It may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair."

Severus Snape- Harry Potter

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"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one remembers to turn on the light"

Albus Dumbledore- Harry Potter