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WELCOME TO MUZZAS COOL BLOG I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN TO SEE THE POSTS IN ORDER

THEN YOU SCROLL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU YOURS TRULY MURRAY WILKINS FROM DARWIN

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NEXT UP WAS A FRUIT MARKET I AM LOSING SANITY

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING A MARKET MY MEMORY GOT HAZY AROUND THIS POINT AND VAZZA WENT MISSING BY THIS POINT THE AUTHORITIES HAVE STILL NOT DISCLOSED THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER BODY

THERE WERE OBJECTS TO TRADE BUT IT WASNT FOOD AT LEAST MY TICKET WAS DELICIOUS

THE WORLDS LATEST DIET CRAZE PATENT PENDING TO MUZZ HIMSELF I DO IT BETTER THAN THESE HACKS I CAN ACTUALLY EAT PAPER MURRAY WILKINS

IT DIDNT LAST LONG WE WENT INTO A HYNPONOSIS ROOM I HOPE THEY CAN CONVINCE THE MISSUS TO LOVE ME AGAIN

THERE WAS A RING TOSS!

THERE WAS A RING TOSS!

THERE WAS A RING TOSS!

ANYWAYS WE HAD A PRETTY GOOD TIME ME N THE GIRLS MIGHT NOT GO AGAIN WE ARE PRETTY TUCKERED OUT VAZZA IS DEAD SO THATS AT LEAST ONE STAR DOCKED FROM TH YELP REVIEW WE WILL BE HAUNTED BY VAZZAS GOHOST FOR THE FORESEEBALE FUTURE AND IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT ALL IN ALL GOODBYE NEW ZILLAND IM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS HAS BEEN MURRAY WILKINS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MUZZA AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY BLOG I LIVE IN DARWIN AUSTRALIA MY NAME IS MURRAY WILKINS

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I MET A CELEBRITY I FORGOT HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MURRAY WILKINS WORLDWIDE!!

THIS COULD BE MY BIG SHOT I MIGHT GET ON THE VANITY FAIR MUZZA WILKINS ON A MAGAZINE RACK NEAR YOU

WE WENT BOBBIBNG FOR FIBSH WHAT A TIME THAT WAS WE REALLY GOT UP IN THERE

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A FISHAND THEN I REMEMBER THAT I GO FISHING ON SOME WEEKS AND I REGRET THAT IDEA A LOT I MIGHT DO IT AGAIN THIS SUNDAY WHEN I GET HOME YOU FIND A LOT OF FREEBIES WHILE FISHING I FOUND............................................

JUST THE OTHER DAY I TOSSED THE LINE OUT OVER THE PIER AND PULLED A TROUT WITH AN ENTIRE PLASTIC BAG INSIDE!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY NEEDED A BAG FOR THE MISSUS SO IT WAS A BLOODY GOOD DEAL

LOOK AT ME GO IM OFF MY BLOODY ROCKER I TELL YAH IF THE MISSUS SAW ME LIKE THIS SHED BUST A GARTER

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NEXT UP WE GOT TO CRACK SOME SHOTS AT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO EXCITED TO HOLD A FIREARM THE EXPO HAS BEEN REDEEMED MONEY WELL SPENT YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MY FINANCIAL DESCICIONS JEBSIES YOU DONT KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS

WE HAD GUNS AND ALL THAT JAZZ AND WE ASKED TO SHOOT AT THE BAD GUYS BUT BLOODY HELL WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING WITH ASKING US TO SHOOT A PETROL STATION AND NOT AL QUAEDA OR SOMETHING DONT SHOOT THE PETROL STATION DOWN THATS WERE I GET MY CHOCCA MILK FROM NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLEO AND SHELIA HAD A LOT OF PENT UP RAGE AND TOOK IT OUT ON A PLANE GOOD ON THEM I ALSO HATE PLANES THERE VERY LOUD AND MAKE NOISE AND SCARE MY DOG JENNIFER

THIS IS JENNIFER BY THE WAY SHES A LITTLE SHIT AN I HATE HER

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NEXT WE WENT ON THE BUS THERE WAS A BIG SEAT BUT I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH THE PRBHREGNANT LADY NEXT TO ME I LIKED IT ALOT BUT WE DIDNT GO ANYWHERE

THE OTHERS WERE THERE ON THE BUS TOO THERE JUST WASNT ANY ROOM I SWEAR THEY HAD TO STAND AH WELL ITS GOOD EXERCISE ANYWAY MY NARDS NEED ROOM YKNOW

ANYWAYS A STAMP IS A STAMP AND WE WERE GETTING HEAPS BY THIS POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST PRESENTATION YET SAW US JUST SITTING IN A ROOM?????????????????? WE HAD TO LOOK AT A TELLY BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE THE CRICKET ON WHATS THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE MYSELF ON THE SCREEN AFTERWARDS I CANT COMPLAIN IM THE MOST PHOTOGENIC MAN ALIVE

THERE WAS ALSO SOME OTHER GUY I THINK

BY THSI POINT I WAS BEGINNING TO GO INSANE! THERE WAS NO FOOD!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS CONSIDERING EATING SHELIA AT TIMES

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TICKET

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NEXT UP WAS A BALLOON POP THING WHERE WE HAD TO SHOOT BALLOONS BUT THERE WERE NO MONKEYS WITH DARTS IWAS SEVERELY DISAPPOTINGED

THERE WERE THINGS BEHIND THE BALLOONS I LOST THE CHALLENGE I RELEASED TOO MANY IMMISIONS HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE ITS JUST A BALLOON???????

I LOST THE BLOODY CAMERA FOOTAGE FOR WHEN MY MATES TOOK SOME SHOTS AT THE BALOONS SO HERES A PICTURE OF MY MISSUS JEBSIES INSTEAD SHE'S A REAL GEM I TOOK THIS PHOTO LAST YEAR

MISSUS SAID THAT I SHOULD TALK MORE ABOUT MYSELF I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND MY HOME WAS SEVERELKY DAMAGED IN A BUSH FIRE TWO YEARS AGO BUT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT CAUSED IT AND THIS EXPO MAKES NO SENSE I SHOULDVE GONE TO MACCAS

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WE THEN WENT INTO A DARK ROOM WITH BICYCLES I HAVENT USED A BICKE SINCE I WAS 5 ON MY MUMS HOLIDAY RANCH IT WAS BLOODY INSANE I FEARED FOR MY LIFE

OH AND WE HAD TO POWER A ROCKET OR SOMETHING BUT I WAS TOO BUSY BUSTING MY GUT GETTING THE BEST EXERCISE SINCE MY WEDDING NIGHT

THERE WAS SSOMETHIGNT TO DO WITH SUSTANTABLITLITY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT I WAS A BIT TOO TIRED TO CARE RTHERE WWS LOLLIES I AM HAPPY

NEXT CAME A BIG DUMPSTER PIT WHERE WE HAD TO IMAGINE WE WERE INSDUSTRIAL DESIGN STUDENTS DIGGING FOR MATERIALS IN A BIG RUBBISH HEAP! !!! IT WAS VERY SEXUALLY INTENSE AND I LOST MY SHOE BUT WE GOT A NICE STAMP AFTERWARDS

ONCE WE HAD ENOUGH STAMPS WE MOVED THROUGH TO DO AN OPERATION ON A BLOODY COW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL THESE EXPOMAKERS THINK OF NEXT MY WIFE WOULDNT BELIEVE ME IF I SWORE

THE MISSUS (HER NAME IS JEBSIES) WILL LIKE THIS ONE, THANKS VAZZA FOR SNAPPING THIS ONE WHILE MY MATES DIG THROUGH THE COW CARCASS

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SO OUR TRIP STARTED OUTSIDE THE VENUE I MET CLEO

AND WE WENT INSIDE ISNT SHE PRETTY HAHA IM KIND OF PRETTIER TO BE HONEST JUST ASK THE MISSUS

WE GOT GIVEN TICKETS AT THE ENTRACE BUT I WAS REALLY HUNGR Y AND I SRTARTED TO EAT MINE SORRY TICKET PERSON IT HAD TO BE DONE

OH YEA I ALSO MET SHELIA AND VAZZA WE WERE REALLY HAPY TO BE REUNITED THE FACKN TAXI DRIVER DROPPED ME OFF AT THE WRONG SPOT AND CHARGED ME FULL PRICE LIKE THE TWAT HE IS I HOPE YOU GET IN A CAR CRASH MISTER NOBODY MESSES WITH MUZZA WILKINS FROM DARWIN AUSTRALIA NOT EVEN MY NAN GOD REST HER SOUL

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MEET THE CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO CREW IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A DREAM TEAM AND ME AND MY MTES ARE GREAT AT EXPLORING AND I LOVE THEM VERY DEARLY MEET THEM ALL BELOW

THIS IS VICTORIA BUT WE CALL ER VAZZA SHES VERY GNARLY AND WILL RIP OF YER ARM IF YOUR NOT CAREREFUL LIKES LISTENING TO BON JOBI

SHELIA IS COOL TOO I GUESS SHE JUST SCARES ME A LITTLE THATS ALL SORRY SHELIA

THIS IS CLEO, LUV HER, VERY NICE COMPANY, CRACKS A GOOD JOKE FROM NOW AND THEN AND ALWAYS HAS BEEF JERKY

AND OF COURSE THERES THE STAR OF THE SHOW ME OF COURSE I RUN THE GAME HERE IM MUZZA IM THE BREAD AND BUTTER I AM GOD I AM MURRAY WILKINS