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i luv hed cannons tht have wade txting like this n i can barely undr stnd it

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They're sillies ur honor

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And you get a web and you get a web

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my favourite PWP poolverine fics

I thought I would treat you guys to more fics but this is the ✨ PWP version ✨ 5 of my favourite spicy fics coming your way.

You Should Feel My Nature Too by sterlingstars

10k explicit

RAAAHHH wade in a dress will make a few appearances on this list im so so in love with this fic i go back to it multiple times a month lol LOVE

Iridescent by @panties-on-boys

3k explicit

It wouldn’t be a PWP list without my bestie here. Honestly anything Kens writes is so worth reading but you guys knew that already.

hypothetically fucking around by obihoebikenobi

7k explicit

You guys know im a slut for flirting Logan and this was the perfect fic for it. Recommend a million billion times!!

guess by handfulofteeth (s0norus)

16k explicit

Oh holy hell this fic was so so so good. The way these two interact is just perfect holy shit

Try It, Bite It, Lick It, Spit It (Pull It To The Side And Get All Up In It) by @curupia

4k explicit

Again Wade in panties do i have a type??? Maybe. i love this fic so much hell freaking yeah

Just a lil treat list for anyone that wants it tehe :))

Happy New year everyone i love you alll

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obihoebikenobi's poolverine fics

Was not expecting to get into a new hyperfixation this year, but alas. The sum of my 50K in poolverine fics I've written over the past three months.

no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute 4.7K, E

Logan's healing factor makes it hard to reach orgasm, Wade doesn't mind a challenge.

a loaded gun, can't contain this anymore (i'm all yours, i've got no control) 6.3K, E

Logan's claws won't come out, so Wade fucks them out of him.

you're too sweet for me 4.8K, E

Wade makes good on Logan's request to be fucked to sleep.

have a body, feel the groove (cyber system overload) 8.1K, E

Running series: claw problems

2/? parts, ongoing, 10.6K words

written on these walls are the colors that i can't change 4.2K, M

Logan cuts his hands open when his claws won't come out. Wade walks in on it.

a loaded gun, can't contain this anymore (i'm all yours, i've got no control) 6.3K, E

Logan's claws won't come out, so Wade fucks them out of him.

Running series: to gain true love, one must first lose their wolvirginity, i don't make the rules

5/? parts, ongoing, 23.6K words

i wanna hold your hand (and colossal dick, eventually)

One pull-out couch, two bitches, vomiting, and the works.

a little bit more than hand holding

Wade loses his wolvirginity.

lesser of two evils, right?

Logan gets migraines, but also gets a massage, and an orgasm. It's a lot.

holding hands (gone sexual)

Logan explores his feelings with Wade, makes waffles for Wade, gets fucked by Wade, falls in love...with Wade.

and they were boyfriends (and roomates)

Wade takes a mid love-confession job, Logan drinks about it. Cue angst. Subsequently, boyfriendship.

Please be mindful of the tags on ao3 :)

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i think all the poolverine fics i’m reading is giving me a slight puppy play kink and im not sure how to feel about it yet ngl

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how am I just now finding out peter is a SLUT in the comics!!!

this is fantastic news

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why are there not more nonbinary wade wilson fics :,(

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narcissist loser wears his own merch

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by @qpi_tink

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My favourite Poolverine Fics from 2024

This is in no particular order and I wanted to do 5 but i genuinely couldn’t narrow it down so have 6

When the Drunks Start Singing by capitalismwasamistake

27k Explicit

This fic actually changed my life I think. The way that they interacted with each other was perfect. I love a fic based on songs and this was all of it wrapped up in a lovely little package.

second nature to me now by @edgebug

36k Explicit

this fic had me in a chokehold for weeks it is literally all I could think about and still think about it to this day. The mutual pining and the cute little fake dating flirting has my heart.

Save Me (Or Five Times Logan Needed Wade’s Help And The One Time He Just Needed Wade) by @curupia

4k Teen

I love this fic for how like oblivious they both are and just how perfect their characterisations are. So funny and so silly. love love love

listen for heaven by nicodiangelol

8k Explicit

I am so in love with this fic. I love an established relationship fic and the way that Wade looks after Logan in this. Perfect smut as well tbf.

Until you get sick of me, honestly by @3koboldsinahoodie

142k WIP Explicit

The slow burn on this was chefs kiss im so obsessed with this and where this fic is going. I love the Logan angst as well we can’t always be happy right??

where soul meets body by @edgebug

33k Explicit

this is my all time favourite fic ever. I think about this fic and its sequel daily. please read it I am so so in love.

Thank you so much to everyone who showed support for this blog i love you all and I am so grateful for all of uuuuu <3

If you see your fic and want tagging just let me know :))

Happy New Year everyone ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

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They’re already a couple Wade just still hasn’t processed that THE WOLVERINE is his Boyfriend now.

And Althea is just happy that they finally found a way to shut him up.

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Comiku Fanfic Recs 2024: Spideypool

ignorance is your new best friend by maroonmusings

Teen And Up Audiences

No Archive Warnings Apply

07 Jul 2024

Words: 3,518

Tags: Identity Porn, Humor, Sleep Deprived Scientist Peter Parker, Peter Parker Tries Not to Act Like a Spider, Dialogue Heavy-ish

Summary

Fighting the urge to heavily sigh, because that’s not what civilian Peter Parker should be doing at gunpoint, he slowly turns. The tip of the pistol drags around his frame and he wonders if he should look more cowed. “Deadpool.” The mercenary huffs, sliding the pistol up Peter’s coat lapels until it snags underneath his badge. “Does Spidey gossip about me or is nosing about the vigilantes in this town a side effect of your last profession?”

[Short, General Comics-ish, fun pre-slash interactions]

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Swipe Left, Swipe Right by DavidRoseBrewer

Teen And Up Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply 21 Jun 2023 Words: 5,033

Tags: Tinder, Getting Together, Identity Reveal, Peter Parker Played By Andrew Garfield

Summary

Peter just happened to glance over as Deadpool swiped left on a pretty blonde girl and immediately choked on his mouthful of taco as his own photo suddenly appeared on Wade’s screen. He watched in horror as Wade flicked through the photos before swiping left. Ouch. OR Spider-Man watches as Deadpool swipes left on Peter Parker's Tinder profile. He has something to say about it, because he hasn't learned to keep his mouth shut yet.

[Short, general comics-ish, fun getting-together]

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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake

Mature No Archive Warnings Apply 13 Jan 2024 Words: 14,427

Tags: Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity Reveal, POV Wade Wilson, Idiots in Love

Summary

Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

[Medium, general comics-ish, identity porn getting together fun]

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Beau Idéal by Eccentric_Grace

Teen And Up Audiences

Graphic Depictions Of Violence,

13 Aug 2024

Words: 91,290

Incomplete (might be complete by the time i post this)

Tags: Past Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy, Gwen Stacy is Dead BAMF, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Mental Health Issues, Peter Parker Has Nightmares, Canon-Typical Violence, Spiders, Blood and Injury, the homoromanticism of patching up someones wounds, this is actually a lot fluffier than the tags make it seem btw, Strangers to Lovers, Science Experiments, Unethical Experimentation, Friends to Lovers, Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider

Summary

"My blood," Peter stressed. "He's got my blood, Pool." "Well, yeah, I can see that," Deadpool looked over at him pointedly. "It's leaking out of you. Super gross. Do you need a bandaid? I've got one in my pocket. It's a—" Peter's senses flared, and he shot a web and yanked Deadpool toward him just as a round of bullets was fired from the Employer. Deadpool's eyes widened as he looked around at the shell casings, the webs, and finally the Employer. "Is that a fucking gun-arm?! Since when is that fucking allowed, you ball-juggling-clown-sonuva—"

[Long, Movies-based, hurt/comfort mission fic]

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Falling into a dream by HolisticMistake

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

Mature

Graphic Depictions Of Violence

31 Aug 2024

Words: 16,737

Tags: BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Wade Wilson, Neighbors, Retirement, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst, Wade Wilson Needs a Hug, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Identity Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Loneliness, Non-Graphic Smut, Temporary Amnesia, Misunderstandings, POV Alternating, Fluff and Angst

Summary

Wade Wilson goes through an existential crisis and retires to New York. Retirement isn’t all that interesting a pastime, but luckily his new neighbor stirs things up a little by being Spider-Man. Together they become less lonely, but it’s an ugly world they live in and things are never easy for people like them.

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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven

Mature

No Archive Warnings Apply

Work in Progress

28 Aug 2024

Words: 10,362

Tags: Getting Together, Deadpool Typical Gore, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Temporary Character Death, Both Canon-typical of Deadpool

Summary

A series of hellos, from early friendship to more. "Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it. (Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"

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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica

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Pick Your Poison by Noxi_Lumi

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The Second Secret by MythicalTzu

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Is it that sweet? I guess so by Firefly_ika

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diazepam by niðavellir (KingPreussen)

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listen guys i love stucky but something hits different about sambucky and stony

i contain multitudes <3