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fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

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brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

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the snail

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

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and what about an Odyssey-like epic about a guy who's trying to get back to his phone so he can look at his phone

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If I hear this bastard in a song it is almost always an absolute bop. He's been on the Redline OST, in F-Zero, he's covered more songs than I know, he's my personal taylor swift

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i decided to keep tag recommendations on and i followed the movies tag when i first made this account and at first i'd get like screengrabs and gifs from whatever movie is in the zeitgeist rn... generic romcom, lord of the rings, etc... lately its literally just celebrity nudes from movies or literally just random videos

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I can make movies in my head, ask me anything

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some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb