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to the guy who kept copping a feel at my dick on the MRT this afternoon, tHANK YOU. That felt nice!! I kinda want to get to know you more now. Where did you get off??

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before the sex: bitch (male), im coming ovr

after the sex: that was fucking gROss haha

way after the sex: bitch (male) i miss u 🥺

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why does gr!chica wear a leg warmer from monty and a leg warmer from roxanne wolf per respective leg what does that signify does it owe to her being the first and roxy and monty being the last and replacing foxy and bonnie or am i reading too much into it like what if they were all just pals enough like id completely understand if chica was just the nicest sweetest chillest chick of a friend especially for those two gay wreck

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apparently other men don't watch the man in het porn????? like,, theyre genuinely there to see the woman?? smhow??? gurl,

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i think im the only boy that thinks "if i were a woman id fuck her" what is it homeopathy?

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hi

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the cold open for episode 3 of season 2 the best, the rest of the episode just the worst in terms of events .. so ofc ldr's new song had to be featured on it

so much about love and problems, guys, im dying.

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MmOOOOOooooooom, the WHITE GAYS are being PRIVILEGED again.

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now am i sure i only wanna be useful potentially and not kinetically?

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zoomer culture is having to decide between your glass of coffee and your phone what to bring with you to prepare Mom's mop water, only to end up bringing both and feeling too fancy for the occasion

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on the one hand, i cant get pregnant cuz i wasnt born with the biologically female reproductive system

on the other, how semen dries up all over the rectal walls has got me feeling pregnant

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then again, i hope whatever im saying absolutely doesnt undermine femininity at all ... but imagine if preteen males thought being gay was also just one of the manliest things and was so masculine and..

but absolutely fuck yeah bc the number of little boys that would see gay male couples or characters in the future and look up to them as role models of masculinity nonetheless would just be 👌👌👌👌 and the number of whom would grow up to turn out to be homosexual in any way yet not feel like their homosexuality undermines anything masculine about who they are and what they want is just 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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which ofc i only say bc there's something about straight men in porn thats so attractive yet not as different from gay men as i might perceive, and i also believe that the perspective could be differentiate from mine for future generations enough idkkkk

but absolutely fuck yeah bc the number of little boys that would see gay male couples or characters in the future and look up to them as role models of masculinity nonetheless would just be 👌👌👌👌 and the number of whom would grow up to turn out to be homosexual in any way yet not feel like their homosexuality undermines anything masculine about who they are and what they want is just 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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but absolutely fuck yeah bc the number of little boys that would see gay male couples or characters in the future and look up to them as role models of masculinity nonetheless would just be 👌👌👌👌 and the number of whom would grow up to turn out to be homosexual in any way yet not feel like their homosexuality undermines anything masculine about who they are and what they want is just 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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so do i have adhd or have i just gotten addicted to sitting around, waiting, doin nish,