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So I made and put on a decal on my vehicle for the first time in my life. Praise the cricut machine.

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I MADE A SPACESHIP! IT HAS SPINNING CIRCLING SPACESHIPS TO BOOT.

My brain is fried setting all that up.

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Finally finished the 57 hour audiobook rhythm of war. My A.D.D. brain is finally in a state of satisfied bliss.

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My brother is reading mistborn, he is about halfway through the first book.

I asked how his fantasy heist was going.

HE SAID THAT EVERYONE DIES IN THE END, HE WAS JOKING.

I was trying my best to keep a poker face

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I got some sleepy birds. They are Coturnix quail.

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So recently i started reading this manga Dungeon Meshi. I fucking love it.

So there’s this group of adventures exploring a dungeon RPG style, you know like go into the dungeon defeat the evil sorcerer kinda stuff. They get pretty deep in it and they run into a dragon.

They could totally take it down except there was one problem…they ran out of food and were way too hungry to take it on. So…

They got their asses handed to them. Their mage is casting their “get the hell out of there” spell but the main characters sister get eaten by the dragon. When he realizes what happen he wants to go back down on a rescue mission, if they can get there before the dragon finishes digesting her they can fix her up good as new.  BUT there are problems, the biggest one is

they broke yo. They dropped most of their loot when they were dying. They got no money to buy supplies, no money to replace the members that left, and not a lot of time to fix that problem. So our three brave adventurers decide to go in on their own with nothing but what they managed to have equipped. But how do they solve the food problem?

YEP! THE MC TELLS THEM THEY ARE GONNA EAT MONSTERS! But none of them have actually cooked or eaten monsters before. So the MC is about to cook a giant scorpion when this dude shows up

Meet Senshi, he has spent a decade in the mid part of the dungeon cooking and eating monsters. He gets interested when he finally meets some people who also want to eat monsters and decides to show them how to cook.

He knows his shit. So in case you haven’t figured it out…

This is a cooking manga.

AND THUS THESE FOUR BRAVE AND HUNGRY ADVENTURES BEGIN THEIR MISSION TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON AND SAVE THE MC’S SISTER!

…I just love the idea about it. It was a one shot that became a series. Give it a read if you want.

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A documentation of my first energy drink

I just had a 5 hour engery drink maybe 10 minutes ago and I already feel like my heart is dying.

Did I mention that I have never had an energy drink before!

Did I mention I have A.D.D.

Did I mention it's 1am and I have made a grave sin of even considering this.

I literally am breathing harder then I ever have in years just to keep up with oxygen intake.

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Almost 2am, my body is tired but the energy is keeping me moving. If I stop for to long I might explode.

Already ran out of chores I can safely do. Dishes are out since I can barely flip a light switch without missing it twice in half a second.

2:30

My heart rate is 111

My vain are popping up.

I'm going running.

Tangled my earphones trying to untie them

3:00

Felt like I was about to have a heart attack jogging. Pretty sure I felt a vain near my heart clear up or expand to capacity.

I'm sure my heart rate was at it's highest. I tried counting and lost track around 150 and was roughly 40sec in.

Took me maybe 15 min to get to where I can walk in 40 min at a slow walking pace.

Took a long break because my body can't keep up.

I feel the energy whelling up.

Stupid teenagers.

Back to jogging.

A muscle on my right leg on my waist aches. Must've surprised it with jogging. Gonna crash hard eventually.

3:30 back home, my body is tired. Heart rate back to not exploding.

Gonna take a nap real quick to let my body catch up. Didn't happen.

4:00

I'm on the floor playing with the physics of an Altoids container on carpet.

Crawling on all 4s is amusing.

I'm tired as all heck but heart is still quick.

Can't nap because I'm all bouncy.

Might try lucid dreaming.

I'm in possition, body pillows are holding me down from bouncing.

6:30

Gradual bleed of energy

I might be able to sleep now...

I'm glad I don't need to do anything today. I just have to hope my kittens don't wake me up with their sernanagins.

The benefits I got from this was actually exercising. Improving my breathing, I've been at a minimum effort for awhile. And doing a few things I put off. Got to chill at spot with a good view.

Downsides, I hate jogging. I might have injured myself trying. I could've died from popping a blood vessel. I did this at 1am. The drink tasted like a bitter medicine, was really hard to swallow, nearly gagged every mouthful. This amplified my A.D.D. I think it went into A.D.H.D. territory. It's almost 7 am I'm still awake, it's getting bright outside. I'm about to crash. My burps smell like it and I don't like that.

How the heck did the font change. I'm too tired to figure it out. Goodnight.

Update: 7:40 adjusted arm. Brain freaked out and I hallucinated a mind spider on the wall when I woke.

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IM DEPRESSED!

HA, APRIL FOOLS!

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Oh.

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Who has fluffy clean kitties?

I DO!

Thankfully my boys trust me, so my legs and arms are safe. Hopefully they will do just as well their next shower.

Oh, btw, their names are Space and Thyme.

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Finally got my mollys back into the main tank after their two week trip in a 3 gallon bucket. Safe to say we all are recovering from part of the house burning down!

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Wanna know how my day went?

It was on fire.

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One of the best things about bees is how their butts wiggle when they drink!

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My dreams were filled with cuddling with my first love, cute cats, strange, but cool looking horses... Then at a skewed version of church, holding said persons hand after they grabbed my arm. But getting a condescending/annoying remark from what seemed to be my brother. 

So in summery, what I’m missing in life, is affection from people I love, a cat, and a group I belong with. But even with that affection, I still will suffer from my mistakes. 

Also, seems I’m willing to accept things that would usually push me away from someone. Though i already knew that.

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Since I asked someone to a valentines dance, I made a clip. Its peppermint flowers with a piece of topaz and amethyst.

The flowers were picked last year so they have dried. The topaz was found on a trip at Topaz mt. with my gramps. And the amethyst comes from the pedistal of a wizard.

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I made things :D