musketeerfox

[musketeerfox]

MMORPGs are the only type of game where I start hooting and hollering when the performance goes to shit.

During world boss fights in Guild Wars 2, my partner and I spend half our time laughing and announcing our shitty frame rates (which often drop from a stable 60 in open world to sub-20 during popular bosses and events).

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As a certified wasp enthusiast, I appreciate you. I respect fear, especially when you're working on it. That's totally different from the blind, uneducated hatred most wasp dislikers have.

im trying really hard to get over my lifelong fear of wasps and hornets but i do still have my moments

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The Gipper Clipper

hey are you guys aware of what exactly it was that Reagan got shot with?

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Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

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Soulslike boss fight against a dude with a dynastic title of some sort, like "Lord of the Onyx Throne" or whatever, where instead of the same baddie changing movesets or powering up across multiple phases, the first dude just dies, and a second dude with a fresh life bar reading "Heir to the Onyx Throne" immediately jumps into the arena to continue the fight, except after a second or two "Heir to" gets crossed out and replaced with "Lord of". When you kill the second dude, the same thing happens again. This goes on for like five separate phases.

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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motherfuckers will be like "if you get anything but a glock youre a moron a glock is all you could ever possibly need ergos dont matter" and then spend $800 getting custom slide and frame work on their overpriced $450 pistol

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Every time I see this post, I look in the notes and see a bunch of tumblr users who live in the same city as me and it gives me strange and complicated but mostly positive feelings.

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daffy duck's pussy will be shown "in a tasteful manner" in the next Looney Tunes film

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I really do feel like Call of Duty lost its way completely in the original Modern Warfare 2, and it's all been downhill from there.

The introduction of Makarov shifted CoD away from being the multifacted perspectives of allied soldiers as anonymous participants in a grand struggle to a sort of 24-meets-MCU style superhero vs a supervillain affair. World at War was a slight course correction that was completely reversed by Black Ops.

Makarov, Menendez, and Rorke are ridiculously over-the-top, nigh-unkillable supervillains who are always one step ahead of the protagonists no matter what. You're not some faceless nobody in this war unless you're going to die like a dog in a stupid one-off level that could've been a cutscene. You're Special Black Duty Operations Operator Man, and this time, it's personal.

I don't think CoD can walk away from this pattern anymore. It's locked in to a Fast and Furious style series where it's all about how no matter how bad things look, you personally are more alpha than any foe set against you.

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my favorite customer service slip ups

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I think we're low on worcestershire sauce but we can just get more at the grocestershire store

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every time I see a real photograph of JD Vance, I think someone has photoshopped his head and face

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady