musketeerfox
musketeerfox
Please be kind; I have autism and a gun
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30something bisexual Jewish idiot. she/they Death to Israel
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musketeerfox · 17 hours ago
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musketeerfox · 2 days ago
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you have to build foxes yourself, but don’t worry, they come as kits
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musketeerfox · 3 days ago
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ive been thinking it over for a while now and ive finally come to the conclusion that something should probably be done about the united states
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musketeerfox · 3 days ago
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DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”
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musketeerfox · 4 days ago
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musketeerfox · 4 days ago
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So, having watched Brilliant Minds, I can confirm that it's a very good show, but I have to wonder if OP watched it, because one of the character traits established for Dr. Oliver Wolf, the main character, early on in the very first episode, is that he has a history of addiction and irresponsible drug use. He uses drugs on screen multiple times throughout the first season.
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im not criticising brilliant minds because i haven't even watched an episode yet, but i sincerely cannot imagine a less appealing endorsement than "its like house if everything that made house awesome was removed" like hey guys you wanna watch this zombie apocalypse movie but with the zombies taken out? yeah its just a group of people in a run club. house if he was nice and not addicted to drugs. well ok. let me show you the sinstine chapel without all that fucken paint i guess
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musketeerfox · 5 days ago
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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musketeerfox · 5 days ago
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Lately I've been processing the fact that I was scared of my parents growing up. I've also been drinking more than I used to.
Probably unrelated.
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musketeerfox · 5 days ago
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The burger discourse going around lately is causing a growing hatred of Australians to fester within me.
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musketeerfox · 6 days ago
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musketeerfox · 7 days ago
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musketeerfox · 7 days ago
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Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.
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musketeerfox · 7 days ago
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Idea for a terrible piece of media: tool-assisted speedruns for visual novels
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musketeerfox · 8 days ago
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the three genders
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musketeerfox · 8 days ago
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okay the non-american burger absolutism seems to be "on a burger bun = burger" so i have to ask the australians out there: does that mean a yumbo is a burger
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musketeerfox · 9 days ago
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the trials of the flesh include Why I Gotta Sleep All The Time; Food Makes Me Happy But If I Eat Too Much I’ll Die, So What The Heck; and How Come I Can’t Fully Control When Toots Come Out, This Is A Problem And People Are Starting To Talk
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musketeerfox · 10 days ago
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