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It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.

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Gonna be real, I still don't think Luigi is the Claims Adjuster. I think he's being framed by the police.

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if u guys want a funky looking gun to meme about how about u do it with the bullpup stribog n let the p 90 die

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that time of year again

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not only should abortion be free i think they should let you pick out a toy like at the dentist

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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by far the harshest truth ive ever had to come to terms with is that many people genuinely have absolute dogshit taste and that is, technically, not a crime

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if only i could use my art skills for good

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i used to try to be nice about this but honestly at this point i just think you're kind of a loser if you are "anti pit bull"

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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Average Chainsaw man reader

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It's a shame star trek tas looks the way it does because it's a great show and borught back many of tos' cast and writers but the stiff animation style common in that era ended up causing people to ignore it and disregard it.

It’s insane to me that the status quo for close to a decadewas that the animated series wasn’t canon. The animated series had the entirevoice cast of the Enterprise minus Chekhov, it had Mark Lenard return as Sarek,Majel Barrett as the computer and Nurse Chapel, Stanley Adams return as CyranoJones, and Roger C. Carmel return as Harry Mudd. It was written by the originalseries writers (D.C. Fontana, Samuel A. Peeples, David Gerrold), who in manycases submitted pitches. If this isn’t canon, literally nothing anywhere iscanon.

When people tell the history of Star Trek and say that theseventies were a dark age where fans waited anxiously for the return of Trek, Iam in stunned disbelief because an entire Star Trek series was made in thisdecade. 

The reason for TAS’s decanonization was that Gene Roddenberry(who was essentially checked out after TNG’s first season due to a series of strokes) had an overlyzealous attorney who set policy, and that included the utterly insane beliefthat the animated series wasn’t canon. Shockingly, it is very likely they didn’tconsider the original series canon at TNG, either; writers were discouraged frommentioning it. An episode of TNG was written to feature the Gorn, and it had tobe rewritten. A line mentioning Spock was cut out of a script.

And that’s to say nothing of all the key pieces of Trek lorewe first learned about on the animated series. Captain Kirk’s middle name isTiberius; the existence of the holodeck (called the rec-room); the fact thatRobert April was the first captain of the Enterprise; multiple different kindsof shuttles, including the aqua-shuttle and a warp shuttle that was basically an early runabout.

Honestly, I would love it if some future Trek project had a call out or two to the animated series. I don’t impress easily, and that would impress me. Like, have Arex in a scene, or even a joke where there’s an offhand mention about how, sure, Spock may die, but it’s a good thing there is a 30 foot tall identical clone of him out there somewhere. 

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Blibb Dweeple was caught Smeegling Zorkysnox from the Intergalactic Committee. Instead of going into the Time Cube, he Vorpalized himself.

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lame ass gadgetjob

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It's weird, but I've never seen the author of Dinosaur Comics and the author of Fantastic Four in the same place at the same time

so i guess this means that the fantastic four are now all canonically taking place inside dinosaur comics.  nobody tell marvel!!  i want it to be a surprise

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I think people assumed it was about sharks because the comic is titled "The Person Who Discovered Sharks."

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you