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People with airpods can’t put their AirPods in their ears and loosely wrap the chord under the head of their penis and bounce it up and down mimicking the head movements of a horse making it feel like you’re riding a horse and your penis is the horse and the cord of my headphones is the reigns. You can’t do that with AirPods.
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me showing this post to my 50 year old boyfriend: swag
If you’re in your late/ mid 20s and you date someone who is 18-19
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made a music video with a caretaker song check it out
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i really keep an insanely minimal internet presence now even on the social media platforms i'm still actively using and it's actually really nice
for like the five of you who care though i'm putting more energy into my art than i ever have before and i've been making work i'm super proud of across writing/film/photography. also i was just in berlin for a week for berlinale and it was awesome
so that's what's been up lols
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“Progress? by George Meyfarth III and Philip F. Meyfarth Each face is a composite of super-ellipse quadrants with exponents ranging from slightly less than 2 to about 400. The variations in location, size, and shape of the features are controlled by a Gaussian random number generator. The trend toward squareness and conformity in the lower right corner results from predetermined changes in the statistical properties. The mouth expression is correlated with eye position to suggest apprehension in those who see that they themselves are not far from total mechanization. Programmed in FORTRAN and plotted on-line on an IBM 1627 driven by an IBM 1130.”
Computers and Automation. August 1969. Internet Archive.
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An angel stomping on the Earth. Evils of the cities. 1891.
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Hannah Starkey, Untitled, August 1999.
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Opera Directed by Dario Argento (1987)
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God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
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just finished making this film check it out bros
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David Lynch on the set of The Straight Story.
(via Carson Lund)
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