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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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This was a Patreon Request

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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> "this chinese public figure is DISSAPEARED by CCP for not obeying party line!!"

> looks inside

> tax evasion case

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the amount of movies in the US in the 90s that had a plot of "I hate my stable well-paying white collar job". well for fucks sake man give it to me

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I feel like, maybe, doing a 180 on the whole 'yankees are treatlerites and you should expect some minor loss of personal access to the spoils of imperialism for the sake of collective benefit' line, just because bourgeois nationalists are peddling it, doesn't seem the most consistent.

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Trump is turning conservative americans into devout buddhists

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gilgamesh is the bigger man than me because if a snake ate my flower that grants immortality that i wanted to use for myself i wouldn't touchingly come to peace with my own mortality and the mortal legacy i leave behind. i would be like if there was a flower that could make me immortal maybe there are other ways

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You ever think about how trans people allegedly aren't real but also soy beans can turn boys into girls

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People talk about Lolita like Humbert Humbert is a conflicted and dichotomous character and then you read the actual book and he's like "I love lying to people for fun and getting lost in flights of wild imagination and making things up and telling falsehoods. Also I look like a bunch of movie stars and every woman in the stories I tell thinks I'm darkly handsome."

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(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend

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I feel like, maybe, doing a 180 on the whole 'yankees are treatlerites and you should expect some minor loss of personal access to the spoils of imperialism for the sake of collective benefit' line, just because bourgeois nationalists are peddling it, doesn't seem the most consistent.

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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> "this chinese public figure is DISSAPEARED by CCP for not obeying party line!!"

> looks inside

> taxes evasion case