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I’m not even American but I’m sitting here, eating my blizzard, and CRYING that Bernie dropped out 😭

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the best part???? there i am, drunk on tequila, pinot grigio, whisky, and vodka. i finally build up the courage to ask this man what our deal is and he says “like a told you when you asked a few days ago, idk” and i had to tell him that it wasn’t me that asked...

that guy i’ve been talking about in my last few posts?? turns out he wasn’t even looking for anything with me like he has led me to believe, he really just maintained conversation for a week while I was out of town because he thought we were immediately fucking when i got back ✌🏻🤙🏻

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that guy i’ve been talking about in my last few posts?? turns out he wasn’t even looking for anything with me like he has led me to believe, he really just maintained conversation for a week while I was out of town because he thought we were immediately fucking when i got back ✌🏻🤙🏻

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hi im drunk and i need all of my followers or whoever randomly goes through my feed to know that i love you and that also that i hope you have a splendid day

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hi hello

i need someone to watch the circle with me so i have someone to talk about this shit with. none of my friends and family wanna watch it and i can’t ask that guy im talking to because he lowkey reminds me of joey sasso and i ain’t ready for him to know that yet. thank u

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Update: I grew a pair and told him... he was not mad lemme tell you

how do I tell the guy im talking to that im horny???

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For those who have not yet but will be in this situation, here’s what I did. I didn’t tell him because I’m a pussy bitch. He went out with the boys and got wine drunk and we just flirted HEAVILY all night long. Sooo you can do what I did, or you can actually just grow a pair and tell him

how do I tell the guy im talking to that im horny???

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Y’all can not judge me for this. I know every single one of you has been in or will be in this situation

how do I tell the guy im talking to that im horny???

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how do I tell the guy im talking to that im horny???

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spoilers ahead but I’m on mobile so just scroll really fast

Y’all. Hopper is the American that’s in Russia. I was holding out hope that it was Billy. He really is dead. I’m not crying on a greyhound rn...

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this is for @losermultifandomidiot

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Am I a dumb bitch who just got a Harry Styles inspired tattoo???????????maybe

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someone message me. im bored, lonely, and give great advice

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why are you into girls? ....

have you seen them

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hi i need you to know that i silently scream-sang all i want last night so i didn’t wake my roommate

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guys guys guys

in the bridge of nini’s all i want, she sings “i thought the perfect guy would come and find me.” from this, the listener can infer that what nini wants in a relationship and in a guy is someone who would take an initiative to see her for who she is. to find her in the world she loves (the world of theatre) and live with her in it.

now, can anyone think of a boy whose name starts with ‘r’ and ends with ‘icky’ WHO MIGHT HAVE DONE THAT?!?