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nick fury, coming in through the fire escape, fresh tuna in hand, taking his eyepatch off: goose you will never guess what those idiots did today
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“Money won’t make you happy”
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
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not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
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my friend and i are watching their sister’s cat and he likes to play fetch with the rings off of milk jugs
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
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The best part of IT chapter 2 was when Richie and Eddie got married and adopted a Pomeranian together
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the losers club bullying the absolute shit out of pennywise in attempt to make him small:

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aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence
kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone
aang:
aang: hey can i talk to someone else
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