mushroomchildwithaknife

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

Wishing my Chinese spy all best and hoping we meet again on the Little Red Book. 再见

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

Wishing my Chinese spy all best and hoping we meet again on the Little Red Book. 再见

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

[mushroomchildwithaknife]

this is the funniest tweet ive ever seen in my life

[mushroomchildwithaknife]