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does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

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“why dont you just give him a chance”

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

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*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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People who think it’s “cool” or “funny” to allow their pets to ingest or inhale weed are the most cretinous assholes I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.

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i only have two emotions

yeah man

nah son

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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

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Dental hygiene is so important oh my god...

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

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he cant find them

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Reasons I want to be rich

• All my books will be hardbacks

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tips on writing essays:

skip the title! You can always come back to it

skip the intro! It can often be the hardest part

skip all the body paragraphs

skip the conclusion

skip the whole fucking essay fucking do it who gives a shit 

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It was paradise.