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Dragon Age being mostly dormant for a whole decade outside of a few novels, comics and Absolution is so funny because it means there's an entire generation of people who've never heard of it, and are now baffled as to why all their fellow Baldur's Gate 3 fans are 'jumping ship'.

They're not jumping ship, they're going home.

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Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.

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Thinking about how Stiles's body isn't actually his body and how that's never mentioned by anyone at all and chewing glass about it.

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realizing there are whole adults who can vote and drink and stuff that were born in the 2000s. do kids these days even know about hellboy? hellboy (2004) my good friend hellboy??? we need to be keeping these seminal moments in monsterfucker history alive at all costs.

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Hellboy is one of my favorite characters of all time. He's very smart but not cerebral. Hes built like a barrel. Soulful and brooding but maintains a sense of whimsy. Loves paprika chicken. Accustomed to violence yet highly empathetic. Gruff but has a great sense of humor. Punches nazis on sight. His best friend is a fish. He's killed rasputin. He's big scary and red and has tiny little hooves

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Silcos hair is so cunty like image being a policial leader drug kingpin single dad and still have time in the morning to get the sickest slick back gelled hairdo

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Eddie Brock is a dense mofo cuz he could just open an OnlyFans for both himself AND Venom and never worry about money again. The least realistic thing about Marvel isn’t the alien that leaks thru human skin to form semi-bulletproof flesh armor, it’s the fact that a guy as RIPPED as Eddie Brock can’t work it enough to own a decent apartment and someone like Venom doesn’t send every monsterfucker in New York/San Fransisco buckwild.

“He has to much self-respect to-” No he doesn’t. He never has and never will.

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we love one Demolition Expert🧼 and his LT💀

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Soap steals Ghost’s clothes all the time. Especially his shirts and hoodies. No one is phased anymore about Soap walking around in a hoodie with “Lieutenant Riley” on it. The only person who this bothers is Ghost and not because he doesn’t like Soap wearing his clothes. He gets mad because he can’t wear Soap’s clothes in return. He wants to be able to wear his boyfriend’s clothes but he can’t because he is physically so much bigger than him. Sometimes he’ll see Soap in one of his shirts and just pouts.

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liam openly fought the beast on the lacrosse field in season 5, but nobody knew about werewolves till 6b?

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at this point i'm convinced eden's twilight is a gay bar and aaron just doesn't know it

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Im so glad that the Teen Wolf Movie had Derek almost die in a fire but like Stiles came in at the pinch to save him and now Stiles, Derek, and Eli are going on vacation.

Also, obviously Theo came back to pick up his angry werewolf boyfriend because he was at the store for the whole movie and was late.

What a great movie 🙂🙂🙂

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I fucking. Love. Hairy men. Chest hair. Leg hair. Beard hair. HAPPY TRAILS.

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Five Hargreeves has loved his family longer than they have been alive. Five Hargreeves has loved his family longer than they have been alive.

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eddie running into billy in the upside down and they just kinda blink at each other. like imagine the spider-man meme. billy is just confused as to why his drug dealer is walking around covered and blood and bites in the UPSIDE DOWN of all places. eddie thinks he’s hallucinating (granted he probably is, just not billy).

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Wednesday will have psychic twins. One is a dove, and one is a raven. Sometimes they have visions about the same event, but one twin sees the positive aspects and one twin sees the negatives, and they piece it together.