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               ———- at times the world can seem an unfriendly & sinister place, butbelieve us when we say that there is much more good in it than bad. all you have to do is look hard enough. & what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.written by jill.

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riighteouswoman.

              touch comes as a surprise to her—even as a waitress in a strip club, she still isn’t used to the clients getting handsy with her. there’s nothing sinister about this guy’s touch, but it does startle her. she peeks under her tray at the blond looking up at her with those oh-so-innocent eyes of his, & can’t help her friendly smile.

              ❛ not a problem. gimme a sec— ❜ she turns & makes her way to the bar to grab a menu.

                                             he WATCHES her go, only to GLANCE in the WRONG direction to see his cousin EARNING some money. emerald hues are quickly AVERTED to his phone, he CHECKS an email or TWO, looking up when the WAITRESS returns. 

                                  ❛ thanks, i APPRECIATE it. ❜

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harlykinns.

             “Quinn.”

The name fell from her mouth with ease. It had become second nature for Harley to go by her alias, putting on the facade that came along with the job. Sliding into the seat beside the man, she tossed some of her loose blonde hair over her shoulder as all of her attention was put on him.

             “You gotta name? I’m new around here, but I haven’t               seen ya ‘round here before. First time?”

                                    he KNOWS it’s a FAKE name, but he had come to EXPECT that. it’s better than IVY, when autumn had told him her ALIAS he had stared at her for a FULL TWO MINUTES, wondering if she were JOKING with him. but then again, ANYTHING autumn did was likely to get a DISAPPROVING reaction from him. he SMILES at the blonde, rolling the bottom of his GLASS on the tabletop. 

                      ❛ i’m ethan, & um, no i come here pretty OFTEN now. my cousin works here, i just CHECK UP on her once a week.  ❜

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devilout.

❛ cousin, wow, that makes more sense. i kept thinking what brother comes to watch his sister dance like a slut and suck off men but you know everyone digs that flowers in the attic vibe these days. cousins, though, that’s more acceptable, not first cousins i hope. ❜ matt’s being a dick simply because he can & because he does find it a little strange, but mostly he’s just a dick.

                    ❛ what no!! i don’t come to watch her, that’s sick. i uh, i bring her money & just try to convince her to come home. she won’t tell me where she lives, i think she’s afraid of me bringing her dad around. the entire family has been worried since she ran away. ❜ ethan ‘no filter’ kimball here at your service, he’s too heated about his cousin’s bad choices to realize he might be saying too much. 

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velociiti.

          ❛  thanks for that.  ❜

          & she’ll take up the glass to down the shot. not even a wince as it’s quick to warm her chest & belly. she slides the glass back over.

          ❛  think another can be risked?  ❜

              ❛ bela ain’t here tonight, got sick or somethin’. so ‘m thinkin’ that a few more can be risked an’ y’don’t have t’worry ‘bout a thing. ❜ as she slides another across to the dancer, resting her elbows on the counter behind her. 

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devilout.

❛ sure you do. i’m the guy that fucks your sister - well one of them. ❜

                            ❛ i don’t have a sis               you mean autumn. fucking hell, she needs to just          get it together & come home.  i mean, uh, no offense to you. i’m sure you’re perfectly uh, respectable.❜

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╳┊OPEN ❜ ( to dis verse members only )

              ❛ hey, don’t i know you from somewhere? ❜

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╳┊OPEN ❜ ( to dis verse members only )

              ❛ if y’don’t stop that ‘m gonna have t’cut y’off soon an’ no one wants that. ❜

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PARKS && RECS MEME (P2.)

“I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.”

“We should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.”

“You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?”

“You sound like a tampon commercial. ”

“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.”

“We can just sit back and take it easy. But instead we’re going to lean forward and take it hard. ”

“Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.”

“If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.”

“It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.”

“There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.”

“I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.”

“I’ve been reading up on nipples.”

“Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.”

“You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!”

“First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.”

“Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?”

“You poetic and noble land mermaid.”

“I formally retract my hug.”

“I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious. ”

“This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!”

“Your heart’s in the right place. Your heart and your butt.”

“Right now my gut is telling me we’re going to listen to Mariah Carey the whole way home.”

“The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!

“It’s my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!”

“Well, I think you have several options. They’re all terrible. But they’re options.

“I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.”

“I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.”

“No one achieves anything alone.”

“Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying ‘Let’s Do This’?”

“You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!”

“I don’t entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.

“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

“I don’t know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don’t!

“When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”

“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

“Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.

“Seriously, did you eat farts for lunch?”

“Take the easy way out. I always do. It’s easy!”

“I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.”

“I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.”

“Number one is being able to run 2 miles in under 25 minutes. That’s a typo right? That’s not humanly possible.”

“First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

“My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.”

“In a few minutes, we’ll walk in there, we’ll give him our demands, and then BAM — I start crying.”

“If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.”

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We all on the same page?

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Marci Stahl appreciation post

“All right, five minutes. And only because you were really good the other night.”

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@agcsilaos @expireydate i accidentally sent your asks from this account ( they were supposed to come from bela whoops sorry )  

@sanguisaeternus @kinetiics ( bc i messed up your asks got sent from bela ) 

sorry for any confusion guys i’m lame af

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Relationships are like sharks, Foggy. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.

Marci Stahl (via incorrectdaredevil)

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