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Yesterday I was talking with some friends and one of them said “like. The world is a beautiful creation right? But like. Why’d god make snakes ?” I had to sit there and be like well so that is like the opening chapter of the bible
#why’d god make snakes is like#the first question they answer#tbh the best theological discussions happen between an atheist an agnostic Jew and an agnostic catholic#truly groundbreaking stuff here#i guess you could say this is hashtag personal
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Hi everyone. Let's start fires today.
Rb/tag this with a fanon (OR CANON) Ship that you genuinely prefer as friends or somehow non romantic.
#…johnlock#sorry#I just don’t see it#another controversial one has got to be Mulder and scully#they’re my beautiful doomed qpr#I love them#but they’re a middle ground between friends and marriage
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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom
#Idk why I feel the need to tell everyone this#but there was a girl who sat across from me in class last year#who kept saying she wanted the teacher to be her mom#but then was also like haha she’s so hottt#and so I finally broke and I was like#woah okay elektra complex#and she was like#nobody knows what on earth you’re talking about#I didn’t have the heart to explain it#that was so humbling tbh#anyway I was also wrong that’s still an Oedipus complex
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scrunkly blorbos except they’re a nuanced dead person that you need to handle with care like a fragile package
#benjamin franklin#LOVE OF MY LIFE#I’ve been obsessed with him since I was a kid#I was so fascinated by him that my dad learned more about him so we could talk about it#I’ve visited his grave#honestly just like#my favourite guy
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What beetles I think The Beatles would be
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern so close to the sun that when you graduate your theater teacher says that even though this award is usually given to one person, you and your friend are “technically one person”
#we also played a game where we would see how long we could go in a play without knowing what was going on#we literally microdosed hamlet like#that’s what that was#the play was going on elsewhere and we were not involved#it’s because we were cleaning out the basement#all I’m saying is I miss my rosencrantz#or Guildenstern#depends on which way you want to look at it#we switch#rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead#10/10 play even though SOMEONE loved it#and he#I actually have so much to say about that bc my nickname for him was hamlet and I was always like haha I’m Ophelia#anyway so then you won’t believe it but TWINS APPEAR#and then I was no longer in the narrative#I literally died off stage#i guess you could say this is hashtag personal
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Almost just sent a horny(?) water world video to my friends cousins bf. Is that overstepping boundaries or. Guys I need advice on this one
#for context we both thirsted over this water world guy#like in irl#me and the cousin bf#I’m friends with the cousin#I think he might hate me though idk#I’ve been getting weird vibes#he might be mad about. yknow. the thing#idk#i guess you could say this is hashtag personal
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Kitty Persona 5 Royal Is Ruining My Life!
This is indeed true
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How bad (not like ‘it sucked’ more like how sad it was) a piece of media ended should be determined by how many everyone lives nobody dies fics there are
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sic em boys 🍎🍏
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Dad thinks I have a crush on Jesse Eisenberg bc I wanted to talk to him about Now You See me and the only opening I could think of for this convo was that his hair was flat
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