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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Buck finds out Eddie wants to move to El Paso: a story in three parts

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NOOO EDDIE YOU CANT MOVE NOOOOO

i mean go get your son

BUT DONT MOVE

how the fuck am i supposed to be happy this holiday season if i don’t know if eddie is staying or not????

anyways i do have a head cannon now and im gonna write it eventually, but what if buck is on camera with eddie for the realtor meeting and the realtor assumes the “couple” would be moving together. eddie stutters while trying to say it’s just him moving but Buck is cutting him off by screaming “YEP YEP YEP BOTH OF US”

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buck this is not the time to be supportive it’s the time to throw a tantrum

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8.06 end scene ♡

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My perfect mashed potatoes

The secret is in the water; literally, it’s IN the water.

See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes “dry” and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.

So don’t throw out any water.

Here’s how you do that:

First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (I’ve left the skins on for flavor and also, that’s where a lot of a potato’s nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)

The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. That’s important because you won’t be draining any water, so you can’t afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.

But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get ‘em fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried I’d burn the butter).

Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, you’re boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.

Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first you’ll think there’s too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put ‘em back on the stove. You’ll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.

Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you haven’t even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.

Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! That’s a lot of win — enjoy your potatoes!

Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!

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Where the fuck are Buck and Eddie, I don't care about this 😭

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watch out (you might get what you're after) by @sparkagrace buck x eddie | teen | 6.4k

tags: frat!Eddie, probie!Buck, alternate universe, meet cute, college, bisexual evan buckley, gay eddie diaz

But Buck’s attention is stuck on Eddie with his brown eyes and pleading eyebrows, standing in gray sweatpants and waving a burned t-shirt around. He can picture his mouth… more specifically his mouth saying ‘ex-boyfriend’, and Buck isn’t quite sure which part of that word is causing his brain to combust. Ex-boyfriend. So he’s single. Ex-boyfriend. And he likes guys. Buck is a single guy. 

The 118 keep getting called to a fraternity house and Buck can't stop thinking about the frat president Eddie Diaz (who is definitely not responsible for the fires).

Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime @dreamsinthewitchouse! I adore you to the moon and back, and am forever grateful that we have so many blorbos in common (and that you chose Buddie too!) 🎈😘

Thanks a million to @burnin-brighter for the beta and encouragement! 💗

(posting to this account because my fic sideblog is mcu-focused and I'm having an identity crisis)

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watch out (you might get what you're after) by @sparkagrace buck x eddie | teen | 6.4k

tags: frat!Eddie, probie!Buck, alternate universe, meet cute, college, bisexual evan buckley, gay eddie diaz

But Buck’s attention is stuck on Eddie with his brown eyes and pleading eyebrows, standing in gray sweatpants and waving a burned t-shirt around. He can picture his mouth… more specifically his mouth saying ‘ex-boyfriend’, and Buck isn’t quite sure which part of that word is causing his brain to combust. Ex-boyfriend. So he’s single. Ex-boyfriend. And he likes guys. Buck is a single guy. 

The 118 keep getting called to a fraternity house and Buck can't stop thinking about the frat president Eddie Diaz (who is definitely not responsible for the fires).

Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime @dreamsinthewitchouse! I adore you to the moon and back, and am forever grateful that we have so many blorbos in common (and that you chose Buddie too!) 🎈😘

Thanks a million to @burnin-brighter for the beta and encouragement! 💗

(posting to this account because my fic sideblog is mcu-focused and I'm having an identity crisis)

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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I distinctly remember being told I could lay my weary head to rest.

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Harvey showing off his belly dancing bona fides on the WWDITS set.

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tHERE IT IS

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"it's the date night cologne," buck repeats