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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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I just KNOW that the PTA moms at Chris's school are going to be FLABBERGASTED when some of them suddenly get invites to the Buckley-Diaz wedding.

"Sheryl, what do you MEAN you got invited to Chris's dads' wedding? Aren't they already married!?"

"I don't know Linda! But I need to RSVP by next week and Craig doesn't want to go, do you want to be my plus one and snoop or not?"

"WELL OBVIOUSLY. We're getting wine drunk on their dime and doing some snooping to get to the bottom of this!"

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Buck: It's so hot today, I'm gonna wash the engine shirtless

Chim: Buck no

Buck: Buck yes

Hen: Buck no

Eddie: Buck yes

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Eddie seeing Clipboard Buck for the first time: This better not awaken anything in me…

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You're laughing? Oliver Stark and Ryan Guzman could be filming the Buddie confession scene right now, and you're laughing?

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i’m crashing out right now are FUCKING kidding me

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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girl there have been moments when ao3 has been down longer than tiktok was just gone for lmaooo

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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”

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Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

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No thanks.

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"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

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don’t know if people would be interested here but i made loads of 911 merch🙂‍↕️ might be my favourite thing i’ve made, they’re just so🤏 (they’re up til the 12th:))

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the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.