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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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Happy Friday everyone!

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Today's Seal Is: Sneef!

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Ok

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fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT

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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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42,000 matches .

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Beating people up in little rooms, he knew were that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we are the good guys," and do bad guy things.

Terry Pratchett, Thud (via Samuel Vimes)

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Terry Pratchett's social commentary is impeccable as always. I love these lines. They're so simple yet so raw.

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does anyone have that gif of that cat shaking a pillow and its ears go back funny