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Nah it nurning annintant

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tfw = two fucking weiners

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If the micro plastics will prolong the time to twink death you can call me a sea turtle

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Saw this In the wild the other day In the north Canada mall the temptation was... there

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Heh, I still got it. I thought I was losing my edge, it’s been so long since the last death threat. But your boy’s still got it.

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Dont you hate it when you spent all summer fixing yourself (learning social skills, deciding what kind of person to be, learning to let yourself feel emotions again) only for the end of the summer to roll up with the final boss in the form of a british emo femboy that just gets it far too well

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Mikusepcion

Miku is stored in the miku

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Want a pokemon egg?

Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.

The Pokémon will be submitted based on their blog. It may be shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)

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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

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compilation of lesbian incompetence with marcy

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The JK Rowling black mold saga

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raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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One part of my brain telling me to put googly eyes on my nipples the other is also telling me to do that but on a shirt with the words my eyes are down here

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I must have the doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Femboy friday again! Anyone wanna cuddle? :3

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.