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tell me why this bitch is actually beautiful

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dykes think they’re gerard way, gerard way thinks he’s liza minnelli, liza minnelli thinks she’s a marionette come to life

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googling images of peter capaldi is crazy every third image is like okay please welcome miss pussy pussy cunt cunt glasgow 1993

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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I cannot stay silent. Boots. You cannot buy cheap boots new! They will need repairs every 3 months until they disintegrate after 1.5 years. Thrift your boots. If they are the wrong color, that just means you have painting to do! Thrift, or buy from an army surplus store. Best value you can find there, sadly.

Do not fear leather. You can love any leather back to good health with coconut oil. You can color it with food coloring. Leather is beautiful and good. Real leather looks upon pleather the way a sequia sees a gnat. Real leather can outlive you.

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the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

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Firefly Festival | 9/23/22 | x

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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sometimes i catch you people trying to argue that marceline the vampire queen is masc and i have to wonder if any of you know what words mean. or like. have ever met a woman.

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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Edit: at the suggestion of @fritzllang​, I have made a playlist! It has these fifteen songs, but I might add some others too.

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thinking of the time gerard said the lords prayer before our lady of sorrows and being violently ill about it

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oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

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Jethro Tull is, I’m not sure how to describe it, but it’s chaperon music. it’s the acoustic version of those complicated medieval turbans. and should probably be best enjoyed while wearing one