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It's like I'm watching a Steven Universe episode.
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YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM JESUS CHRIST! I'LL SHOOT YOU FIRST, YOUR DIRTY HAMILTON KINNIE!
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ok im paying actual attention to this stuff again
is tmj reblogging applejack imgs with #meat because of the i need meat not bugs thing or have we moved past that
i feel like a grandfather with dementia trying to understand woke terms
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Huh
Death by fire. Fitting that I meet my end the same way my plushie did. That feels like an eternity ago...
I can smell the smoke filling up the hallways of the monastery. I accept my fate. Was it ever real? Did it ever even matter? Will they bury me as Colter?
Ah well. I suppose it does not matter now
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pregnant and lactating fox mulder
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cnt beliive u 2uport a typiing quiirkii2t fool
right??? shame on me bro ill make an apology video with tears
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hey what the fuck did i come back to
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should i plan the funeral
im probably going to be signing off for a while.
apologies.
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tired tired tieed need to sleep and dream about wife soon
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ypu send goursekf this
welcum back
thank u anon ❤️❤️
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im thinking abt my wife rn i got a boner
oops i forgot tumblr existed. my bad
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
oops i forgot tumblr existed. my bad
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MYWIFE ISNHERE MYNWIFE IS HERE MY WIFE IS HERE I LOVR MYWIFE I LOVEMY EIFE OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED IM SHAKING IM CRYING IM PACING ARPUND MY ROOM IM SO HAPPY MY WIFE MAKES ME SO HSPPY
#WIFEBRAINED#WIFEPOSTING#THREE RAMBLINGS#genuinely i never exaggerate my wifeposts. i mean every word of it and more#my wife is the best person on earth
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hello all i love my wife. ok bye
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