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ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

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major traffic incident

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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A true friend is seen in times of need...

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Rouge having to use the power of her ancestors to not fight a child

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Listen y’all I didn’t choose charlastor. Charlastor chose me. Those mfs grabbed be my the scruff of my neck and forced me to read porn fics of them all night. After that there was no way out. I was hooked and there’s been no escape ever since.

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I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.

Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.

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EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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i love amy and silvers friendship so much they're so silly

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I’m just sayin this is totally how Shadow would be if he moved in with the wachowskis

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Nothing is stronger than Shadows self loathing

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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