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what do you think about when ur giving a blowjob??
1. Okay, alright, yeah. You want a blow job. I see you waiting. It’s fine, message received. I’m going… reluctantly.
2. Uhm. How do I start? Where do I start? The tip?
3. There. I touched it. #thugpoints and #streetcred for me.
4. Does he even like it when I do this? Oh well, doing it anyway.
5. I’m kind of disgusted by the sounds my own mouth is making but yolo.
6. Did he shower before this?
7. I get it, man, you want to be sexy and put your hand on my head. You want me to choke on your dick. Alright.
8. Can’t. Breathe.
9. Okay. Okay. Focus. You can do this. Just breathe through your nose.
10. Is he just putting off the orgasm on purpose or am I really bad at this?
11. WHY DO YOU NEVER LAST THIS LONG DURING SEX
12. An encouraging groan would be nice.
13. Whoa. WHOA. Okay, don’t moan.
14. *30-second handjob break*
15. What is he doing? What is he thinking? Who is he thinking about?
16. Back to business.
17. Is he looking at me? Should I wave? No, don’t wave. Stop looking at me. I don’t work well under pressure.
18. What is happeni-
19. excUSE ME? No warning?!?! What are you, some kind of stone age savage?! Are we going to start hitting each other over the head with clubs now, too?
20. “Good for your teeth, gives you vitamins” bullshit. Deep breaths. Stop making a puke face.
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This morning routine is getting tedious now #anaemic #vWd
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Bake off party in full swing #bbc1 #GBBO #bakeoff
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Pink, pink, pink 💗 never in a million years did I think I would see this much pink on one of my children all in one go 💕💕 #pink #overload #girly
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My haven't you grown #instacollage
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