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HUH?? WHY ARE THERE MORE HUMANS NOW?!

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How can people even hate cats theyre just stupid balls of hair running around and they are cute like what more could u ask for??

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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNYYYY

HELP

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Feeling this rn😔😔

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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Anti homeless architecture is basically just pouring salt on an open wound. "You are homeless and we dont want you to have a place to sleep but don't want you to ruin the look of the city so we'll add spikes to benches to stop you from having a place to sleep"

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Its really fucking sad how they can spend literal trillions on the army but not even help cancer patients smh.

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Weird n creature

These posts are cousins to me.

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Imagine if a human who was cosplaying as an alien gets abducted and the aliens just start talking in an alien language because they think that the human is an alien just like them.

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A human gets abducted by aliens to perform a test. The human is sat on the chair and given a touchscreen monitor, the human clicks the open button to the test only to realize that the test doesn't have a dark mode and basically gets flashbanged for a whole minute. "I can't do this!" He exclaims while jumping off of the spaceship. "Well, i guess that human was just defective." Vlorb said to Flerbus while buckling their spaceship seat belts.

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"If you rub two sticks together, it creates fire, its not made with two wands but just two ordinnary sticks." The human mage explains. "Then explain how you shot it from your two "ordinary" sticks and gave third degree burns to that man." The elf said while looking up, "Come up to the stool mr elfis." The elf calls out for the elf who got burned. The elf barely able to see because of the microphone stand says "Your honor i saw it with my own two now one eye, he pointed the two sticks said a few words and bam! I had fire on my face and on my clothes, my favorite pants were fully ruined." The human mage looks down and says "Welp, I guess this is it." while being dragged out to prison by two orcs.

The Elf looks down to the lone human mage "You stand trial for warcrimes. Explain how you did it with just fire Magic" he said dismissively. "Well. Have you ever thought how and why fire burns?"

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everyday i say to myself dont procrastinate i fail but everyday i try again

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giving skinwalker vibes 🤚😭

Can I come over and stare at you like this

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"Human, i already told you i would rip your couch apart. Remember that piece of paper you signed? Yeah, that was the agreement. *under breath* foolish creatures."

Number 18 of the Close Encounters Collection, "Smug"!

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"Pspspsps Snowball, the humans put up the tree its our time to strike!"

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game developers of tumblr please make this a real thing i need it so so SO bad

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I wish i was a fish

being a fish would be so fun just imagine swimming around everyday no taxes no job no school and the one or two other fish you have with you will never leave you untill you die 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓮

Sunset vibes in the 15gal last night🌅

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this is so true like i make an alarm not to procrastinate but end up procrastinating playing with the clock app 😭