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I don't know what I'm doing.
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Cheff JJ on ig
Copy-pasted directly from his reel:
ingredients: - 2 cups of flour - 4 cups of water + 1 cup ( for the pasta) - 4 small red onions - 1 cup of brown whole lentils - 1/2 tsp cumin powder - 1/2 tsp coriander powder salt and pepper - 4-5 tbsp olive oil - half a lemon - sumac - fresh coriander
start by mixing 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of water.
knead the dough very well and let it rest while preparing the rest of the meal.
finely dice 3 onions and fry in olive oil, add a cup of washed brown lentils.
season with cumin powder, coriander powder, salt and pepper add 4 cups of water and let it simmer on low for about 10-15 minutes.
flour the counter top and roll the dough as thin as you prefer your pasta to be.
roll the dough on itself and cut it into thin strips. flour the pasta and add it to the pan. cook it for about 5 minutes
slice an onion and fry it in olive oil till it starts to brown and char, you want the char flavor.
reserve some for garnish and add the oil and onion to the pan and mix. serve in a plate, garnish with the onions, lemon, fresh coriander sumac and enjoy
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if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
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I have an exam tomorrow, and I am woefully underprepared. What have I done to remedy the situation? I've read some mlb fan fic. Which I've read about 30 times before.
Sadly my exam is not on Satisfaction Brought it Back, so that really hasn't helped.
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anyway its so nice to be able to hang out with you guys whenever i want for once. what should we do next. how about some karaoke
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hear me out... what if...
(I'm tired but I'll provide more context in a reblog later)
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Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.
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The Marinette from my kwami swap AU is a bit unhinged and I live for it
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Has Adrien started working for Amazon?
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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Phantom Pains (and other hints of you)
Post-Tragedy Ghost AU, Mystery and Hurt/Comfort
Ladynoir and Adrienette
1/6 chapters, to be updated every other day, 48k once complete
She couldn't remember anything. Not where she was going, where she'd been, why she was in this stairwell, or even her own name. But as she watched the blood pool at the base of the steps, she at least knew one thing for certain: the corpse was hers. Getting used to being dead was going to have its growing pains. — “Well, unlucky lady,” Chat Noir greeted with a bow, “Can I get your name?” “Didn’t we just talk about this? I told you, I don’t remember it.” “And I told you,” he reminded, “that you can just pick whatever fits you best.” — Ladybug and Chat Noir may not remember who they once were, but at least the two lost souls can find comfort in each other's company. But as Ladybug starts uncovering more and more memories of her life, letting the past go doesn't seem as easy as Chat Noir claims it to be.
OooooooOoOoOoOoooOOOOo!! Finished this one recently, and then realized I should post it before October ends. Feels appropriate.
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Rate my colleague's cups of tea.
If you can call them that. Three separate episodes.
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Determined
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now i don’t mean to imply i’m in any way invested in the mcu in this day and age. but i do keep seeing posts about bucky in the new trailer for (movie i don’t recall the name of) and ummm. uhhh.
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this hair sucks why would they. what were they. i don’t. what the fuck. this is a fuckass bob to rival all other fuckass bobs. genuinely ruined my day.
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So proud of himself
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She knows her part so well
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