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so fucked up like actually i think they should counter sue
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I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".
Where's the creativity these days?!
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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#theyre fighting to win definitely#dad's side is more recent thi#balkan madness vs southern liberals#some relatives got disowned for saying something racist about my adopted cousins#on the other hand we have putyi falling off the mountain#and some random great-aunt developing a really paranoid form of dementia#no one in my family has developed dementia before or since
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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daaaaaamn true why would anyone have different expectations of a nurse administering their medication as they're writhing in pain than of a drive thru employee. we might never know
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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theyre inventing new transmisogynistic slurs in the notes of Dark Sun Gwyndolin fanart
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