Hatchday: 5/23/17 ♡ Mudkip is a Tangerine Bell Albino that is a soft boy and I love him dearly. ★ rodentblr: lil-hamilton ★ main: sundae-bun ★ personal: fawn-of-u ♡ Header and icon by @hamotzi
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Very angry child did not appreciate me getting a visual on him and his chibi eyes.
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i say this with nothing but love in my heart, but the arabian sand boa is the dumbest fucking animal ive ever seen
worm on a string lookin ass
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That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!
Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.
Eyes!
EYES!!!
But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn
Snek
You o'rite?
Hey mate
I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry
I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!
He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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I wish I knew where this came from, but it's too good not to share.
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Merry Hissmass!
(pls do not wrap ur snik in ribbon! or feed them candy! thank u happy holidays)
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