Ezra he/him/él Currently feral over: Dungeon Meshi, TMA, Star Trek, Pacific Rim(permanent fixture), I'm shy as fuck but I love making friends so feel free to chat with me if you want :3
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ship dynamic i really like
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
#i support women's rights and wrongs#no but seriously they are grown women they can read whatever they want#people need to stop acting like other adults being horny on main is a sin and be normal about sex#they get scared by some horny hockey book of people having mostly vanilla sex. if you saw my ao3 history you'd hurl
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not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead
Making a comment to get this to post.
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that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER
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I thought this needed to exist
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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
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“deforest kelley isnt hot–” be silent.. the boners and boneheads of the world are speaking…..
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newt and hermann are really a ship for any situation bc you name it they've done it. "ldr mutual adoration matching each other’s freak" yearning to "we almost had something but lost it" bitterness to "reconnected and nothing is the same, but everything is" to "coworkers but worse" to "married for 20 years" to "weird unhealthy codependency (sickos: hahaha YES)" to "we almost had something but lost it" bitterness PART 2 like. there is a stage of newmann for any situation. this is the range that being obsessed with your boybestfriend coworker for more than half your life does to a man and everyone should take notes
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loving you, hating me
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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too
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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
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“face the truth as it is instead” disintegrated him
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yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
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bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on
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