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im such a fucking Creature came home to find my house empty and a half a sandwich on the counter and i just fully assumed it was for me and ate the whole thing in like 5 bites. hi i still have no confirmation whether or not that sandwich was for me but the deed is done.

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Come on investors, tumblr perfec t for buying with mpney investment. Very legitimate and profitable investors gain huge internet clout because good site and user base profitable for investor memes. Tumblr yes a place for investors money put money in Tumblr can trust Tumblr user for giveing good legiticmatecy. Friend Tumblr investors money

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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My "Yes I have interiority" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already anwered by my T-shirt.

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This scene was like sexually tense

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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your account is weirdly helping me get over my ex boyfriend. he was always identifying planes and now i can have the same experience without a shitty person involved.

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i feel like they would literally have gotten significantly less pushback on shrek 5 if they had used the 1995 chris farley design

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i'm always saying this