we're just goofing around over here. just shitting off. sort of just whazzing about. (25, he/him)
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the ai-generated youtube comment summaries are advocating incest now
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are instagram reels meant to be like this
#FUCK ooooooh pretty pickleeees is gonna be a vocal stim for me i know it in my heart#the twin sister of my beloved ooooh its a delicious pickle.....
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I think the weird thing people do of "doctors need to know your 'biological sex!'" is weird. like no, not really. A lot of general practitioners make routine assumptions based on assigned sex that lead to medical malpractice and missing important conditions. "EMTs need to know!" The body is not so radically different between "the sexes" that emergency help is going to change unless its damage directly to genital regions, I mean most EMTs do not even want to look at your ID or anything and if they need to know that badly they can ask you/look. "Biological sex" in the scientific sense is not what society uses, there's more than genital configuration when figuring that out, "biological sex" in the societal sense is just oppression grouping based on genitals and has no actual value. Get over it.
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
#aaaaaaaaah i miss my summertime friends#my Beach Buddies!!!!#when i was a kid we had bleeding hearts and lily of the valley growing outside our house and the fireflies were Obsessed#most epic goth shit ever cant lie
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listen i know ive been going insane a Lot lately but. like literally it keeps coming up. what is the universe trying to tell me,,,,,,,, im too Lazy to Write That Book............
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me: [listening to a random documentary about dinosaurs lalalala]
the extremist cult i was in when i was a teenager:
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fuck it maybe i WILL post my abnimals fanart just to spite the world
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the show you're earnestly trying to tell me sucks and isnt funny:
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i know i'm superiour to many on this website because i don't act like a 15 year old hipster who arbitrarily hates anything that brings others joy (can admit that MBMBAM is objectively funny)
#honestly just accept that you're an only child and move on#i get so needlessly upset when ppl insult this show bc ive argued with so many ableist hipsters whose biggest complaint abt it is like.#'travis has a speech impediment and ADHD so i hate his fucking guys'#like okay well. you dont know what it is like to be the travis mcelroy of your life okay?
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i know i'm superiour to many on this website because i don't act like a 15 year old hipster who arbitrarily hates anything that brings others joy (can admit that MBMBAM is objectively funny)
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i loooove being able to say i don't know what you're talking about when people tell me things happening on tiktok
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Doechii "Denial Is A River" posters inspired by The Sims 2 Advertisements
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Isn't it crazy that 100 years ago, 50% of the US population were farmers? A century later and now most of us don't even know how to cum without thinking about Birdo from the ground breaking video game Super Mario Bros. 2
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#hc'd as a trait i dont even have and reduced to it i fear...............#mostly because that happened to me irl once
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therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded
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