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#102 - Swing choir (609 - The Skydivers) (submitted by anonymous)

New York, New Yoooork!

You were derivative, I didn’t like your costumes, and your performance? Well, pretty lackluster.

Did Forrester’s dance make anyone else physically ill? 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the Bots in little costumes is one of my favorite things.

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#101 - Merging onto the Information Superhighway (612 - The Starfighters) (submitted by braincomputationmachine)

Put down the donut, put down the coffee, and pick up the phone! Pick it up and help me!

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#100! - JOIKE sweater (521 - Santa Claus)

Oh, well, I started knitting it for the other guy a long time ago, and, well, you know.

My choice! I can only imagine Gypsy controlling the higher functions of the ship to knit Joel Mike’s new sweater. And as a fellow knitter, it’s on my to-make list.

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Sorry for the delay, folks! Life stuff and things (oh no, not things!) have kept me a little busier than normal lately, so...here’s Mitchell eatin’ a sammich. 

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#99 - Deleted scenes from The Movie - Servo’s hash, unconscious Mike (MST3k: The Movie) (submitted by that1nkyone)

Finally, a good excuse to eat hash.

We have to restore the air so that I can...go to Gramma’s. She smells like feet, but she makes the bestest fudge...

Not much to say about this one...just don’t get between Servo and his hash, even if you’re an asteroid.

Also, I should probably get the Blu-ray of the movie soon because it has the deleted scenes in higher quality, or so I hear!

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#98 - Air on a Delta Knight (913- Quest of the Delta Knights) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire)

A sweet Delta lady am I, am I More fair than the stars in the sky I’m bold and bawdy and oh, my Lawdy, I’m proud to declare - A sweet Delta lady, I do what I please I’m strong and I’m savvy and I’ve got these! I love to sing out, “don’t forget the cheese” I’m proud to declare I like pie

Servo fanservice? What Servo fanservice? I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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#97 - United Servo Academy men’s chorus (612 - The Starfighters) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire) 

Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon? Take these broken wings and learn to fly me to the moon Sail on silver bird Have you ever heard that the bird is the word?

'Cross the wide Missouri!

There’s really something about Servo’s singing that just makes me weak at the knees.

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#96 - Credits craziness (the final credits from 1008 - Final Justice and 705 - Escape 2000) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire)

Stuff lots of food in your mean baby face! Leeeeaaave Bronx!

Good for MatB to stick through all movies to the very end. 

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#95 -  The lovable, huggable Channel Cat (505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire)

No, no, no, Crow, just look at the action he’s getting with that thing; it’s definitely not audio-animatronics. Now if my guess is right (and it usually is), I bet my wife that Joel rotoscoped the fish from the movie, digitized it, copied extra frames of the mouth movement, and then simply used a laser projector to map the fish head over his hand. Then there’s just a small matter of adding the voice, which he’s obviously doing himself.

Don’t overthink it too much, Tommy. You might break your dome.

For a while, I might have to post three a week instead of two to keep up with all the (really awesome) submissions!

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#94 - Refueling salute in a poopie suit (612 - The Starfighters) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire) 

Don’t crap in your hand, crap in your poopie suit!

Poopie suits are a real thing. Go figure.

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#93 - Gypsy crushes Joel (415 - The Beatniks) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire) 

Yeah, well, serves you right for taking advantage of these little charmkins!

(Gypsy’s not so much attacking Joel here as she is slightly inconveniencing him. Sorry)

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#92 - Servo’s scatting (601 - Girls Town) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire) 

Well, you could scat till we’re sick of it, I suppose. ...Okay, we’re sick of it.

Thank you, Mike, for keeping this skit high-brow when talking about Servo scat.

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#91 - Mike’s robot (602 - Invasion USA) (submitted by cutiepuppyfire) 

DEE-STROY. DEE-STROY. DEE-STROY. DEE-STROY.

Wasn’t this the plot of Age of Ultron?

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#90 - Draw me like one of your French bots (submitted by kaijuew​)

Oh, that come-hither sensuality.

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Already done, friend!

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#89 - 2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review (submitted by braincomputationmachine) 

It’s the end of the summer as we know it! And the movies, did they show it!

But...our canned cocktails!

What an apropos time for this one. I love Mike calling it Halloween Water.

If they were still doing it, I imagine this summer they would’ve looked at Avengers: Age of Ultron, Jurassic World, Pixels, and maybe Inside Out or Ant-Man.

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#88 - Gamera pays a visit (302 - Gamera) (submitted by Anonymous)

Let me tell you something about that unconditional love, children: It feels really good.

And remember what this turtle told ya: Keep your shell in the sun and always keep reaching for the stars.

Yet another very surreal (but not unwatchable) host segment.