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My SIMS got flagged as inappropriate content for being good parents? It's a cartoon video game that is what. E for everyone? How in the heck is that flagged adult content.

Who is trying to get me in trouble just for fun? Because you think it's funny?

If my appeal falls through, I think I'll quit Tumblr for good because if the Sims can't be posted NOT MODDED then this site has officially hit rock bottom.

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Oh my god.... I hear their voices in my head . "clefable clefable clefable" "clefaaairy clefaaaaairy clefaaaaairy"

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Kind of related but a friend of mine and I have been brainstorming a setting where basically everyone's a Genasi

Take one of the many D&D races and plop a Genasi subrace on it instead of a normal subrace and bam

The explanation being that the world is so full of ambient elemental magic it causes everyone to be born with elemental traits dependent on their place of birth

Aesthetics include:

A water dwarf with blue skin, webbed feet and a luxurious beard seemingly made of seaweed

A fire elf warrior with hair like flames and eyes like embers with glowing red tattoos because these mfs are like yeah lava makes great tattoos

An earth gnome with granite skin carefully examining his face in the mirror, chipping away at his beard which seems to be literally carved of stone with a hammer and chisel

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Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.

What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.

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I only hear "Excuse me" in her voice.

Sigourney Weaver in Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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I read this outloud to my children for impromptu poetry lesson. XD

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

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Things the Algorithm has tried to sell me in the past 24 hours:

A lawn bowling set

An inflatable castle

A poker table

A hockey stick

A fencing foil

A set of casino dice

A gazebo

It’s like it’s trying to comprehend what a tabletop roleplaying game is, but it’s not quite getting it.

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Adam Savage Rides in a Custom Rickshaw Carriage He Built For His Boston Robotics Spot Robot to Pull Along

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I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me

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I mean... Chips are really tasty, can you really blame us procrastinators.

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

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I just watched turbo last night. Almost some snail pancakes then as well.

snail pancakes! a perfect way to start off any day.

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Precious baby! I need this game so I can make all the random shirt creations and share them.

Made a ditto sweater ._.

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mistakes were made...

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