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literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

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NO

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

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that one scrapped episode

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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my penis is 9 foot long and i can crack it like a whip.

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THIS IS WHAT I LOGGED ONTO

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how does being punched in the face feel like

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ive never hit randomize on a suffix so fast

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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body