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I hope you are thinking pure thoughts, considering we are returning to our family home. I am simply enjoying the view of my ravishing wife and soon-to-be mother of my child.
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 8.08 — Renewal
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STARGATE SG-1 || SG-1 THROUGH THE YEARS
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The Muppets Christmas Carol dir. Brian Henson (1992) for @awibee
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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
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Really need to blame @ryannorth for all my parenting successes. My six-year-old grabbed To Be or Not to Be off my bookshelf at random. She likes to show me all the murders. She asks me if things in daily life are "super rad." She wants a sword for Christmas so she can drop her old one and say "it sucks now." She made me do math in the car to find an alternate timeline. I have explained words like "debris" and "badass" to her. Yesterday we spent an hour fighting pirates together in choose-your -own-adventure format.
It's been two months since this started. Don't send help. It's awesome. Like totally awesome. Though the book is getting worn out.
#ryan north#to be or not to be#hamlet#ophelia#the ghost of hamlet's dad#shakespeare I guess#also pirates#pirates are definitely involved#parenting
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🎄25 DAYS OF THE FESTIVE SEASON: DAY 12 🎄 ↳ Brooklyn Nine Nine Festive Episodes (2013-2021)
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Okay, but.
Could you be a mom for like, five minutes Mary?!
I have two little kids. If I were dead when they were four and six months, then I came back to life, I would be like "MY BABIES! TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR WHOLE LIVES!!" every single day. It would be like Snow and Charming in Once Upon a Time. I would be clingy, and it would be awkward, but they would never doubt how happy I was about their very existence.
Mary wanders off and sleeps with Ketch instead of having a conversation. She's more motherly to Jack! (Who is her grandchild, but still.) Ask them what they like! Make a huge deal of their birthdays! Feed them! Tell them they need more sleep! You know, Mom Stuff.
Geez, Mary.
DEAN WINCHESTER in one random episode per day ‣ 307/327 12.14 THE RAID
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Charles Haden Savage, Mabel Mora & Oliver Putnam in Only Murders in the Building, S04E10
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Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987) Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Celebration is a Christmas television special originally broadcast on the American CBS TV network on December 21, 1987. The special featured stop motion clay animation and was produced and directed by Will Vinton. The special debuted alongside A Garfield Christmas and the two continued to be aired back to back in subsequent years. (source)
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