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AU MUSING: Your Muse as a Pokemon Gym Leader

Muse: Spencer Abrams

Pokemon Specialty Type: Fighting Psychic

Gym Battle Roster:

Abra

Unown

Gothitelle

Reuniclus

Elgyem

Sigilyph

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joiesamevans​:

I do. [Sam replied easily.] 

Cool, that’s what I was going for. 

You should’ve taken your moment. I’m literally never not gonna be mad at you for being a Cousin Code breaker.

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joiesamevans​:

Oh, yeah. I always forget about that one cause… well, it was the best day of my life. 

Sorry, [Sam told Spencer with a mouthful of food.] In her defense, they’re not close at all. She hasn’t even seen the other two since she was little. And they’re my brothers-in-law, so… you can still be mad at me too. 

Brag about it, [Zoey quipped.]

Okay, then I’m the same amount of mad at you as I originally was--now for two different things--and now I’m less mad at her.

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joiesamevans​:

He had me mugged once. [Sam answered, not bothering to attempt being sneaky anymore.] Also he hasn’t spoken to us since he found out we got married… when we bailed him out of jail. 

[He smiled innocently at Spencer.] We’re family! Blame our dads for how smooth we are. 

[Spence gave Sam a look, but then just sighed. This needed to come out eventually anyway, she supposed.] Don’t forget that he pulled a glock on a guy during the Valentine’s Day carnival and got the university banned from ever having another one. ...Also, he’s my cousin. Nikko has three older brothers. Surprisingly, Montgomery's still the least fucked up of the three.

[Zoey stayed silent for what felt like an eternity before she finally responded.] ...Great. Now I’m less mad at him about the secret marriage thing, and more mad at you that you didn’t tell me about your jailbird cousins.

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joiesamevans​:

You don’t want to. [Sam mouthed at Zoey before Spencer spoke again.] 

Just like Italian people. Am I right, cuz? [He held his hand up for a high five in Zoey’s direction.] 

Why not though? [Zoey mouthed back.]

[Spence gave Sam a glare over his comment, but Zoey couldn’t help but high five him back--making Spence now glare at both of them.]

You two should not be left together.

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joiesamevans​:

[Sam was expecting that one, so he just kept on laughing for a moment.] Okay, okay. I’d threaten to tell Lai you were hitting me, but he’d ask me why, and then he’d give me the disappointed face. Which is way worse than the hitting, to be honest. 

… I can still rag on Monty though, right? You gotta give me something. 

I don’t even know who that is, so... sure?

ANYway, [Spence quickly cut in,] we should have this food before it gets cold, right? We all know Italian food’s best served warm.

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joiesamevans​:

I tell jokes about my husband’s cousin all the time and he never hits me. [Sam said, though he couldn’t contain the goofy laugh at his own teasing.] 

[Sam received another hit in response to that reply.] Don’t talk about his cousin either! That’s my girlfriend!

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joiesamevans​:

[Sam flinched and stuck his tongue out. He tapped his hand against the table with each word he spoke.] I said it was a joke!

A mean joke! [Zoey tapped back.] About my cousin!

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joiesamevans​:

It was a joke. Even dumb southern boys know what sparklers are. 

…that was also a joke, so please don’t hit me. That sounds fun though. 

[Before Spence could assure that she didn’t plan to hit him, Zoey reached across to hit his arm.]

No one talks bad about my cousin!

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joiesamevans​:

[Sam just nodded in agreement.] We’ll enjoy the tiny ones with the pretty colors. And the tiny fires on sticks. 

Sparklers.

And we can try to do that thing where you write with them and then take a photo.

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joiesamevans​:

Has Mama ever left either of you hungry? 

And obviously. What’s America without explosions? 

No, [Spencer and Zoey replied simultaneously.]

Probably a better one, but in this one case... I prefer it.

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joiesamevans​:

Nah, that should be fine. Just gotta get someone to cover the kids’ classroom while we’re gone. Gideon usually covers my stuff. And we love an Evans’ family barbecue!

With vegetarian options.

...And maybe fireworks afterwards?

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joiesamevans​:

We’re pretty flexible, so long as we let Gideon know ahead of time. Couple weeks in July or August… or a mix of the two? 

July would be fun. Maybe 4th of July? Or is that too short notice?

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joiesamevans​:

Triste. [Sam managed with a shake of his head.] 

I mean, dinner was totally part of it. But I also wanted to see if you guys wanted to come home with us this summer. Not the whole summer, cause we still have to work. But a week or two at some point. 

Of course we would. What kinda question is that?

When exactly were you thinking?

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joiesamevans·:

[Sam looked over at Spencer.] For the record, I called it Lasagna a’la Nikkolai. She changed it to husband lasagna. And also that wasn’t the only reason I came over.

She’s not taking to the Italian very well, so--

Excuse me!?

--Only kiddingggg. [Spencer leaned over to give Zoey a kiss on the cheek and rub small circles into her back before turning her attention back to Sam.] But anyway... if not for dinner, what’s up?

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joiesamevans​:

…okay, yeah. I added the disappointment part. But the professors were definitely telling me the time limit part. Whatever… I graduated! And I did not come over here for you two to gang up on me. 

We’re not ganging up on you! We’re totally ready for your husband lasagna. Spence got off the phone and everything.

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joiesamevans​:

That’s different. I don’t have anyone telling me I have to do it an hour or I’ll disappoint my entire family. 

...No one’s telling you that about exams either, [Zoey was quick to point out.]

...Besides yourself, [Spencer added.]