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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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Yes she can!
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Icicle Creek by Jody Partin
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I came to the realization I’ve worked every day for the past 3 weeks.
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when someone meets me in person
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once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
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it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
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aries: bro ho
taurus: realest ho
gemini: fake ho
cancer: sensitive ho
leo: cool ho
virgo: bitch ho
libra: smart ass ho
scorpio: best ho
sagittarius: chill ho
capricorn: bitter ho
aquarius: crazy ho
pisces: magical ho
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A gentleman’s thoughts:
http://a-gentleman-thoughts.tumblr.com/
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who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
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