ms-hellstorm

[ms-hellstorm]

Oh calm down. I've already been given the speech from S.H.I.E.L.D. No feeding on any of the member or people staying here. So you're safe. 

Anyways, stutter-er you have any powers or something?

So this is it?

  No, no problem at all. Hahaha, intimidated? No-Not at all.

[ms-hellstorm]

Calm down kid. Geesh, I was just trying to keep it real with you. Honesty is of the up most importance. Plus, when in mourning its sort of a good thing to keep positive. Trust me, I was raised around death and demons. But you keep being a sourpuss. 

  Maybe, maybe not. It’s not your place to say whether or not it’s ‘pathetic’ that I don’t want anyone around me  right now. Let alone someone I don’t know.

[ms-hellstorm]

Sure, Wilson I'll give you that one. It made me laugh. 

Gif? What are you going on about now? You're being distracted while talking to me?! You're kidding me right? No. Not so much save, but kind of took me out of a horrible situation, that might I add, I had under control. 

  … Oh… Kay then; but c’mon. You still gotta admit it’s a good joke… Right?

I’m sorry, but what did you say? The gifs you’ve got’s pretty distracting… Uhh… Somethin’ to do with S.H.I.E.L.D. saving you? Why’d you go to S.H.I.E.L.D. and not your ex-husband’s?

[ms-hellstorm]

Just so you know. The whole 'please go away' is sort of pathetic. It's obviously a cry for help, you humans never like to be alone. 

Please go away.

[ms-hellstorm]

Express myself better? I see no need to with possible food. Not a mutant you say? Then you're just a boring mortal? Hmm I guess daddy dearest wouldn't have spoken about me after I left the realm he wasn't that fond of me leaving. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Don't flatter yourself that's not what I meant. I don't do well with others, especially lack luster mutants. Plus, you wouldn't exactly be living for very long if you did 'want me' as you put it. 

God knows what Wilson does or who he does for that matter. I sort of have this weird pact with him, long story, we're sort of were married, I won't bore you with the details. Though knowing him he's blabbed all about it, typical. Ugh.

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Well then if that's the case. You may need to worry about Wilson coming after you, he's apparently my number one fan, well more so an annoyance. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

The one and only. Well sorry to break your little fan boy heart but daddy dearest is sort of dead. Helped kill him myself. I'm the new ruler of Hell now. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Wilson I told you I don't say thank yous more than once. So don't test me. I'll light your ass on fire faster than you can open your mouth to make a joke. 

You not mercin'? Now this I gotta see. No Wilson I don't need your help anymore. I had a little mix hap over in New Orleans and S.H.I.E.L.D sort of saved my ass. I sort of figured I'd come to their base and see what the big deal was about here. Being queen of the realm now is sort of tiring so this seemed like a vacation, but now that I know you're here, this seems more like a nightmare. 

  C’mon! You don’t expect anyone else could’ve hatched that beautiful brain baby to save you, right? But if it’s good material, why wouldn’t you reuse it?

… Uhh… Y’see, there was a little retconning to the script here. S.H.I.E.L.D. got to me and tried to talk me out of mercin’, but that didn’t work out too well so they wanted to monitor me, and here we are. Why’re you here? Wait… Don’t tell me… Did you lose another card game and need my brain children again?

[ms-hellstorm]

Sure something like that. I don't like to get all wrapped up in my dad's past. Not like I can ask him now anyways. 

Well to say the least he was a bit of a chauvinist pig. Very very egotistical but then again he was always very over protective of me. He once burned a man alive for not paying me. But anyways,  I'm happy I got called Satana and not Damion like my older brother. Arabic you say? Hmm you're right I don't get it. But it sure is a pretty sweet name. I assume you're not named after your father? Haha. 

So this is it?

  Satan? Really now? Your daddy is God’s favorite angel gone bad?

Well that fuckin’ makes sense. And bad? Not as bad as ending a male name with the letter ‘n’ and passing it off as for your daughters name. But its Kebira. And before you yap, its Arabic so I don’t expect you to get it.

[ms-hellstorm]

blackandwhitebombshells:

Adriana Lima.

[ms-hellstorm]

Well, I'm assuming you're thinking my name sounds like my father's. When you're the first child of Satan and a mortal they tend to name you after daddy dearest. It's now a constant reminder of my deadbeat, well deceased dad. 

How about you hmm? You haven't said your name, so I'm guessing its just as bad. 

So this is it?

  Ah, the one with the tits.

Satana then? I’m sure you can figure what I think your name sounds like. You got a story to the name?

[ms-hellstorm]

Well then I assume people from your realm aren't aware of me you've probably heard of my father. Obviously the name Satan rings a bell in that thick head of yours. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Well if you say so big shot. I'd be singing a different tune if I were you, but then again you don't really know who I am do you? How cute. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Yes, try and do keep up with what I'm saying. I'm not fond of having to repeat myself. If I don't suck men's souls, I can die, the same way you skinny little things need a salad and apples to live. 

So this is it?

  Right…y-you sucked his s-soul..?

[ms-hellstorm]

I'd be careful what you wish for my dear. Challenges and mystery aren't always a good thing, someone may end up dead. 

So this is it?

[ms-hellstorm]

Much? Ugh I knew I should have chosen someone else when I had the chance. Yes Wilson it was a good joke. The first time, not the hundredth time. So what exactly brings you here? I thought were like Beyonce and worked alone? No super group needed. Hmmm? Gone soft?

  I didn’t get attached… Much… But come on. That’s a quality joke. I know you laughed at it too. Right?