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Did he yeet that cat?

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How hard was it to say “pistachio”

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hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

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Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

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today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

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Why aren’t we asking... why?

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please just watch this

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A shapeshifter who can only turn into things they eat

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ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

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Dan belnavis speaks for all of us

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ragnarok isn’t a marvel movie it’s a taika waititi movie that the MCU was GRACIOUSLY given as a gift

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straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option