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im a chronic noticer. don’t ever underestimate my ability to notice.
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Funfact: Volker Wissing hat bei der Vertrauensfrage FÜR Olaf Scholz gestimmt.
Aus dem Mann wird noch ein Sozialdemokrat!
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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.
#honestly 2 is already asking a lot#I think one thing going wrong with your body at a time is more than enough
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They should invent a getting out of bed that is possible when it's cold
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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
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my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight
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i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections
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you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
#rotation of about 50 pics from my last Japan trip with all my friends and bf#so yeah pretty accurate I guess
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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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please i need you to watch this deadpan german linguistics professor making an incredibly catchy nerd pop song and dancing it's been stuck in my head all day
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How far down in your 2024 Wrapped Playlist does the first non-English language song appear?
If never, consider expanding your horizons, hmu for recs if you need them
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